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Sarcasm is an art.. and some people just don't have an appreciation for art.
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07-05-2010 21:41
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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
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07-05-2010 21:25 by
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I don't need no love all I need is the DJ
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07-05-2010 21:24 by
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today is an EPIC DAY: At the end of "Back to the Future", Doc sets the Delorian to go 25 years into the future. That date is today... July 5th, 2010.
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07-05-2010 21:00
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They call me Dr. Love, I got the cure you're thinkin' of.
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07-05-2010 20:35
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how ironic would it be to choke on a lifesaver?
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07-05-2010 19:19
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And on the 8th day, God made Cheez Its
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07-05-2010 18:12
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a bad relationship is like a broken mirror betta 2 throw it away instead of hurtin urself tryin 2 fix da pieces.
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07-05-2010 17:25 by
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if at first you don't succeed.... don't be surprised.
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07-05-2010 17:05
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setting up a mike's hard lemonade stand at the street corner. I dont ID! hurry and get 'em while they're cold!
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07-05-2010 16:57 by
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I still think soccer sucks as bad as ballet.
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07-05-2010 15:13 by
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just saw a sign on a church that read, "Don't give up. Moses was a basket case too." LOL!
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07-05-2010 14:11 by
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The reason you can't fool all of the people all of the time is because half of them are women.
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07-05-2010 13:59 by
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When your favorite song comes on and you excitedly say "Yo this is my jam!" You should know, I die a little bit inside for knowing you.
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07-05-2010 13:47 by
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My front door mat actually says "Come back with a warrant."
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07-05-2010 13:46 by
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"Grandpa's ghost hovers all around the house. It's scary!" "He's not dead! And that's his Hoveround power chair!" "Well, he smells dead."
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07-05-2010 13:45 by
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The squirrels are mocking me by doing that spiral-run-up-a-tree thing. They know I wish I could do that and how stupid I look when I try.
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07-05-2010 13:42 by
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Suffering from male pattern drunkenness.
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07-05-2010 13:42 by
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I didn't call you crazy. All I said was, "you look like you might own 400 cats"
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07-05-2010 13:41 by
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You know it's a bad traffic jam when people start are sitting on top of their cars..
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07-05-2010 13:41 by
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