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"Leprosy can't be all bad. It has "rosy" in its name!" -super positive counselor at a leper colony
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07-06-2010 17:13 by
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I suspect my Girl might be OCD because she performs a few bizarre rituals. For example, she just made our bed. Who does that?
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07-06-2010 17:11 by
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o═════<()¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤øº♪ ♫ ♪. 90 min of this annoying crap.
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07-06-2010 17:10 by
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I can buy my own sugar. What I need is an insurance mama...
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07-06-2010 17:08 by
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Men have Adam's apple, and women have Eve's cherry
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07-06-2010 17:08
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I'm on the best diet ever. It's called the "I'm too hungover to eat" diet.
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07-06-2010 17:02 by
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so you know what's hotter then today? Me......that is all.
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07-06-2010 16:29
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Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty.
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07-06-2010 15:58 by
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Donald Duck.. never wears pants in his entire life.. but when it gets out of the shower, it comes with a towel wrapped around the waist.. I mean.. what is that about?"
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07-06-2010 15:44
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I need a beer....Or a pillow....or both
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07-06-2010 15:30
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"In the eyes of the Ranger, the unsuspected stranger. You'd better know the truth of wrong from right."
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07-06-2010 15:08
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Appearances can be deceiving - a dollar bill looks the same as it did twenty-five years ago.
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07-06-2010 15:07 by
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It's "Do The Right Thing" hot out there today
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07-06-2010 14:56
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Do you know what happens to little boys who continually interrupt? They grow up and make a fortune doing TV commercials.
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07-06-2010 14:25 by
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I saw a guy in WalMart wearing aqua socks. I was afraid to take his picture, as it might provoke my murder and subsequent skinning.
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07-06-2010 14:06 by
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Whenever I worry I've been wasting my time, I cheer myself up by remembering I have never read a Twilight book.
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07-06-2010 14:04 by
jdpower
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Some families can trace their ancestry back three hundred years, but can't tell you where their children were last night.
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07-06-2010 14:01 by
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If you leave your pets in the car with the windows rolled up, be sure to stop by the parking lot every 30 minutes or so to baste them...
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07-06-2010 13:58
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wondering did someone ever give Sean Paul the light
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07-06-2010 13:54
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Dude!!! I don't play, I quit school because of recess!
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