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writing, "He owed me $50" in the funeral guest book wrong?
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04-05-2019 08:56
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I bought a pair of underwear today. In the front it says ‘I would do anything for love’. In the back, ‘But I won’t do that’.
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04-05-2019 08:58
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When Luke Skywalker yells "Get to the walker now!" it has a whole new meaning.
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04-05-2019 10:49
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Going to the Guns 'n Roses concert tonight. I hope the noise doesn't give me cancer tonight.
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04-05-2019 17:28
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Some girls don't like to walk in the rain because it puts their face back to the default factory settings...
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04-06-2019 06:51 by
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Never put all your eggs in one basket.....unless they're chocolate.....and it's my basket
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04-06-2019 07:59 by
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If I ever choke to death on gummy bears, can we just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that?
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04-06-2019 07:59
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If you care more about what others think about you than what you think about you, you're doing it wrong...
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04-06-2019 10:09
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It’s like no one is talking about how Game of Thrones fans are due for a world of hurt very soon
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04-06-2019 10:26
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Which essential oil should I put in my butt?
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04-06-2019 10:34
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A small town lawyer will go broke but 2 small town lawyers will both get rich...
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04-06-2019 13:06
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I once survived a bear attack with nothing but a knife. I stabbed my buddy in the leg and took off running...
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04-06-2019 15:59
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I don't care about a politician's tax returns. I want to see their IQ test results.
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04-07-2019 20:34
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a good feeling: to wake up in the morning and realizing you have 5 more hours to sleep.
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04-07-2019 22:19
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My underwear is so old, that my tighty whities are no longer tight or white.
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04-07-2019 23:13
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Make a decision; right or wrong. The roads are paved with squirrels that couldn't make up their minds.
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04-08-2019 06:50
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I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
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04-08-2019 12:51
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Ah, yes...what lovely blouse shall I stain with food today?
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04-08-2019 19:25 by
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What if I told you everyone you know on social networking websites is me.
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04-08-2019 21:38
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Million dollar idea. A new line of make-up called Facebook Filters.
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04-09-2019 06:33
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