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CNN reporting- Lebron James chose Kit-Kat over Snickers even though the snickers was said to be more satisfying...
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07-10-2010 17:59
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Can someone please check on Cleveland? I'm concerned because they've been in the bathroom a long time.
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07-10-2010 17:32 by
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The most tedious part of being an Afghani phone sex operator is describing what I'm wearing.
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07-10-2010 17:31 by
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Why's Lil Wayne still in Jail? Someone should work on breaking him out. Call T-Pain, I hear he has a boat.
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07-10-2010 17:31 by
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If practicing your autograph is g@y, I don't wanna be straight.
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07-10-2010 17:30
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Who's the genius that gave the police sirens?
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07-10-2010 17:29 by
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Happiness is spelled C-A-S-H
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07-10-2010 17:29 by
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If you had another brain it would be lonely! :)
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07-10-2010 15:39
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doing the exact opposite of what his/her horoscope says.
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07-10-2010 15:18
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Have you ever noticed how some people just won't stop texting even after you shoot them the one word answers repeatedly?
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07-10-2010 14:33 by
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If someone calls me fat, I don't get angry. I just turn the other chin.
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07-10-2010 14:23 by
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Women are like refrigerators; cold on the inside, you always want to put your meat in them, and they all belong in the kitchen.
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07-10-2010 14:11 by
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87x/59(1 x)=(18*7x)*(67-x).....f*ck this, I'm going to be a stripper.
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07-10-2010 13:20 by
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Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him.
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07-10-2010 13:15
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But Your Honor, you have to admit that kidnapping the President of the National Stuttering Association and making him say "Lady Gaga" to gain his freedom IS pretty funny.
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07-10-2010 13:00
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Would y'all be surprised if one of Lebrons ancestors escaped from slavery?
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07-10-2010 12:49
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Took me over an hour to calm my dog down yesterday. He was convinced that the newly installed parking meters in town were pay toilets.
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07-10-2010 12:34
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why does looking at animals covered in oil make me sad, but looking at animals covered in batter and deep-fried in oil make me hungry?
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07-10-2010 10:55 by
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(Insert insignificant nonsense that nobody else cares about here)
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07-10-2010 09:54 by
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why aren't there any puerto ricans on the show Star Trek? answer..cause they don't plan to work in the future either!!!
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