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She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental.
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07-13-2010 18:10
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I wear an eye patch when I download music illegally.
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07-13-2010 18:10 by
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Dear Pope, Religion and birth control are more compatible than you may think. Every time a condom breaks, someone learns to pray.
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07-13-2010 18:09 by
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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07-13-2010 18:09 by
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I think sharks eat people just to get on tv.
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07-13-2010 18:08 by
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We have 50 friends in common and I still have no idea who the hell you are
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07-13-2010 18:08 by
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it 1 tap or 2 to request toilet paper from the next stall?
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07-13-2010 18:08 by
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Wondering what chickens think frogs taste like.
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07-13-2010 18:06
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stop making excuses and start finding the reasons to do things , the only limitation is your imagination and YOU !!
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07-13-2010 17:57
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just saw Eclipse and can't believe it took 3 movies (and 2 actresses) to kill off that b*tch Victoria! And Jacob - get a clue, you stalker!
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07-13-2010 17:51 by
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wondering if Bob Sheppard is up in heaven going " Now passing... thru the Gates of Heaven... Yankees owner... George Steinbrenner!" R.I.P. =P
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07-13-2010 17:18
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"Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"
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07-13-2010 17:12 by
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Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected can't speel.
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07-13-2010 17:02 by
SKIPPY DO DA
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cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass...
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07-13-2010 15:56
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“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option”
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07-13-2010 15:56
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I loved once.. She was my first kiss, it was on the swingset in the park. Maybe someday she'll find me and we'll hook up again. Who Knows, Until then I'll keep chasing brunettes with big boobies."
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07-13-2010 15:53 by
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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
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07-13-2010 15:31
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A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
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07-13-2010 15:26
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hotter then a priest on a playground..Bazinga
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07-13-2010 15:25 by
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saying goes: The darker the berry the sweeter the juice. Well the lighter the berry the longer it stays ripe. ;)
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07-13-2010 15:01 by
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