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OK. So Donald Duck never wore pants, but when he steps out of the shower he puts a towel around his waist. What's up with that?
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11-09-2018 07:56
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Now, Jose won't take away the toilet scrubbing job away from me.
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11-09-2018 08:54
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Someone just told me I wasn’t as dumb as I looked and now I’m confused, was it an insult or a compliment?
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11-09-2018 09:34
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If change is good, exact change is even better.
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11-09-2018 11:30 by
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My favorite part about switching back to standard time is getting to relive the last hour of my life. A real live 'do-over'
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11-09-2018 12:09 by
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This economy has made me so poor, when I heard of the last supper, I thought I was running out of food stamps.
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11-09-2018 16:39
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. Was the rainbow that appeared over capitol building a sign of approval from above that the dem won the control of the house.
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11-09-2018 20:07
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I've always wanted to lay naked on a bear skin rug in front of a fireplace. Unfortunately, Cracker Barrel has a policy against this.
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11-10-2018 10:13
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Waiter: What would you like? Me: I’ll have the Double Deep Fried McMeme Supreme with extra spicy cream.
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11-10-2018 14:22
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If you want to go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came, then your probably a alcoholic.
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11-10-2018 17:47
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So after winning the game I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV. Apparently, this is unacceptable in bowling.
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11-10-2018 18:57
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"Waiter, how do you prepare your lobsters?" "Nothing special, we pretty much just tell them straight up that they are going to die."
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11-10-2018 21:03
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Silver Lining: A 350 credit score prevents Identity theft! just saying
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11-10-2018 22:22
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Fellas; Someone you are unable to hang out with when you are broke is not your girlfriend. That’s a prostitute.
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11-11-2018 03:17
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I've just bought the personalized number plate baa baa. For my black jeep.
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11-11-2018 04:08 by
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Disappointment is coming home to the smell of fresh bake cookies and finding out it's just a scented candel.
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11-11-2018 05:21 by
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it just me, or is anyone else finding it difficult to log on to dyslexics.moc?
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11-11-2018 20:21 by
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Aggravation: Trying to get a vending machine to take a wrinkled dollar bill.
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11-11-2018 22:24 by
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Celebrate Thanksgiving by giving people the bird.
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11-12-2018 04:11 by
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If one despises losers, and one is a loser. Does that loser despise them self ?
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11-12-2018 05:14
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