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Hulu is coming to PS3. Finally I can watch TV on my TV.
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07-27-2011 20:12 by BEGO
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Sometimes you want someone so bad, youll tell yourself lies &hope they come true.
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04-17-2011 22:20 by BEGO
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If you aren't happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.
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01-30-2012 20:00 by BEGO
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Just remember, someone loves everything you hate about yourself.
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04-25-2012 21:22 by BEGO
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A few simple tips: 1. Don't promise when you're happy. 2. Don't reply when you're angry. 3. Don't decide when you're sad.
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04-11-2012 21:46 by BEGO
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For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!
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04-06-2012 22:41 by BEGO
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Sometimes relationships don't work out because of timing, but most of the time it's because someone is an as$hole.
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04-30-2012 21:08 by BEGO
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I think cops should yell "PICKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" before they taze someone
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05-18-2012 21:46 by BEGO
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Your parents payed your iPhone, MacBook and bought you car? And they're paying for your school? Please, tell me how hard your life is.
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08-16-2013 22:12 by BEGO
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Nobody should regret anything that made them smile.
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07-25-2012 21:42 by BEGO
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When I'm in the shower I let the water run down my arms so it looks like I'm shooting water out of my fingertips
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10-01-2012 22:35 by BEGO
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We can talk to astronauts in space, but we can't get phone reception inside elevators.
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07-23-2012 22:21 by BEGO
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When I call my parents, and they don't answer it's no big deal but when they call me and I don't answer it's like World War II.
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06-14-2012 22:19 by BEGO
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To the people who upload full movies to YouTube: Get a life…also, thank you.
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07-03-2012 21:40 by BEGO
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If you take relationship advice from Taco Bell hot sauce packets... Congrats, you have reached rock bottom.
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04-05-2012 20:43 by BEGO
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With all the people on my back, it's a miracle I can even walk.
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10-14-2011 20:56 by BEGO
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The more I hear about other people's relationship drama, the happier I am that I'm single. :
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12-27-2011 17:14 by BEGO
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Reading your best friend's status and thinking, "Ha! I know exactly who that's about!"
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12-16-2011 21:58 by BEGO
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When it comes to kicking someones ass I'm brave but when it comes to telling you how I feel I'm as weak as a toothpic
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04-19-2011 21:45 by BEGO
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See what happens when you name a hurricane after a man! He won't ask directions, wanders around lost, leaves a mess and doesn't clean up after himself!
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08-31-2017 21:29 by BEGO
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