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figured out when ordering at Starbucks, it pretty much works out to $1 a word
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08-19-2010 13:49
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Never hold your farts in. They go up your Spine then into your mind and that's where you're shi*ty idea's come from!"
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08-19-2010 13:46 by
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The playground for success is a mere paradox to the reality in which we live
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08-19-2010 12:44
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someone told me I am immature and need to grow up...so guess who is not allowed in my treehouse now
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08-19-2010 11:57
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There's a new social networking site for girls with great bodies but not so great faces. It's called Butterfacebook
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08-19-2010 11:34
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Does anyone think that Snooki's latest "Disorderly Conduct at the Beach" have to do with her stomach being out?
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08-19-2010 11:23 by
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Zipper vs. Penis .... Who ya got??
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08-19-2010 11:05 by
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wonders if rappers know that Ben Franklin was never president of the USA.
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08-19-2010 10:29 by
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Just think of all the millions and millions of people Dr Laura will help by being off the air
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08-19-2010 10:28 by
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anyone else noticed that the orbits girl in the commercial is different now? What happened to the original orbits girl?
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08-19-2010 10:18
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Putting the "i" in team since (insert your date of birth)
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08-19-2010 08:54 by
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Just face it.... 9 out of 10 of your facebook friends would never be your friend in real life.
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08-19-2010 04:02
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She never lied to you. She promised to be your first and last... she just never said anything about all the others in between.
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08-19-2010 04:00
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I wouldn't feel too good about yourself... "inner beauty" is just a nice way of saying you're fat.
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08-19-2010 04:00
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well in his defense.. You are only his step sister.
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08-19-2010 03:59
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lost my teddy bear.. Will you sleep with me?
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08-19-2010 03:57
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It's not that I need a girlfirend its just that I was told I need some adult supervision. So getting a teenage sitters didn't qualify.
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08-19-2010 03:44
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about to give his doodle dandy a yankee
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08-19-2010 02:20
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anyone who says 'money can't buy happiness' has never been broke.
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08-19-2010 01:48 by
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Side note for the local weatherman if its 95° and feels like 105°.... then guess what dumbass?.. Its 105°
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