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We can be the kind of people who put daffodils in vases. Or we can be the kind of people who leave ants outside.
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04-21-2018 12:38
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If you ever see me running, follow me. The liquor is about to close.
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04-21-2018 12:59
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Ever noticed that when you are broke, you have common sense.
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04-21-2018 22:53
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"420 is to the marijuana industry, what valentine's day is to the flower business
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04-21-2018 23:31
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If it behooves me, I don't want it.
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04-22-2018 00:11
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Melania Trump to have first state dinner by herself. Hmmmmmm, interesting.....
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04-22-2018 01:20
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A 15 minute workout usually takes me 3 days.
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04-22-2018 10:14
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So I was deleting ugly people on my FB account and I nearly deleted my damn self.
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04-22-2018 10:21
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I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
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04-22-2018 13:18 by
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The pollen is so bad this year that the folks in the trailer parks are cooking their crystal meth back into Sudafed.
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04-22-2018 17:46
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If Jack Black and Jack White had a baby together, what name would they use?
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04-22-2018 18:08 by
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gettin extra faded in honor of mini me
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04-22-2018 19:14 by
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Who needs an alarm clock? Giving mine away because my bladder is set permanently for 5:30AM.
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04-22-2018 20:30
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I stopped talking to myself because it's too much social stimulation
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04-22-2018 20:33
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When I was little my parents told me I could be anything I wanted to be. Turns out they were identity thieves.
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04-22-2018 20:38
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Mini Me was only 49. He lived a short life.
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04-22-2018 22:26
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"I stubbed my toe today. I'm not ready to share photos yet but I will keep you guys updated daily." - probably Carrie Underwood
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04-23-2018 01:03
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I'm so ugly, when I play Mortal Combat, Scorpion tells me "Stay Over There!".
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04-23-2018 01:41 by
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Silence is your best responce when talking to an idiot
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04-23-2018 03:55 by
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What do woman and police cars have in common? The both make a lot of noise when they are coming.
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04-23-2018 05:34 by
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