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X is I'm so ugly, when I play Mortal Combat, Scorpion tells me "Stay Over There!".
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←Rate | 04-23-2018 01:41 by ClarkKent

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Clark Kent
Monday April 23, 2018 @ 03:13 PM

I think killing myself is the only option for me.

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