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   messageicon can't help but notice that fettucini alfredo is just fancy adult speak for macaroni and cheese.
←Rate | 04-14-2009 15:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants you to read this status. Keep reading it... There, now I have full control over your mind. Now give me a hot dog!
←Rate | 04-14-2009 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon asks, "What do you get when you cross ketchup with wasabi? WASSUP!"
←Rate | 04-14-2009 15:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not on speaking terms with his liver
←Rate | 04-14-2009 09:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gone on a vacation with Satan
←Rate | 04-14-2009 09:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon available in HD.....highly demented!!!!!
←Rate | 04-14-2009 08:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never Ever Ever Play leap Frog with A Unicorn
←Rate | 04-14-2009 06:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ( . )Y( . )
←Rate | 04-13-2009 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not actually a Jedi and apoligies for scarying the children.
←Rate | 04-13-2009 10:55 by Danie Comments (0)  


   messageicon will be giving a live performance today...shower curtain goes up at 5 exactly so be there.
←Rate | 04-13-2009 06:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in another castle:(sorry mario.)
←Rate | 04-10-2009 00:28 by Jalen Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to convince the parents she is a responsible adult. So far it isn't an easy ride.
←Rate | 04-09-2009 19:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the limits of not going so well
←Rate | 04-09-2009 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon was denied adoption of a baby boy from Malawi =(
←Rate | 04-09-2009 18:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
←Rate | 04-09-2009 18:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just plain lucky *
←Rate | 04-09-2009 18:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon says, "If you want something in life, you have to work hard for it... Now shut up! They're about to announce the winning lottery numbers!"
←Rate | 04-08-2009 06:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has learned a lot from dogs: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down (I've really only applied the last to my life, however)
←Rate | 04-07-2009 14:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon taking the "What color are you?" quiz and the result is: Who gives a Toss!!!!
←Rate | 04-07-2009 07:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife
←Rate | 04-06-2009 16:42 by Vybe Comments (0)  



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