Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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My x-Girlfriend's cell phone got more attention than I did. I asked her, how long does it have to vibrate before you get off !
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09-27-2017 07:52 by JAB
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Trump is right! He has accomplished so much! Getting Mexico to pay for your wall, approving TrumpCare, and repealing ObamaCare! Congrats!
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09-27-2017 09:54
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How about you take a knee and protest the next time you get stopped by the police rather than running or fighting
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09-27-2017 09:55
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Honestly, it's not the way I look that reveals my age. It's my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.
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09-27-2017 10:37
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Did the kid who was voted most likely to succeed back in high school...succeeded yet?
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09-27-2017 11:45 by jitney
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A year ago, Facebook was great according to orange. Now it's anti-Trump. Make up your mind orange head.
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09-27-2017 12:24
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Trump's lack of empathy about Puerto Rico is staggering.
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09-27-2017 12:29
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Draft dodgers always have the most to say about patriotism in an attempt to clear their guilty conscience.
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09-27-2017 12:34
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Tweet others the same way you want them to tweet you.
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09-27-2017 12:48
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Hillary got rich by selling her power...Donald got rich by earning it!
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09-27-2017 13:02
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NFL is seeing that disrespecting the flag is really bad for business...it's causing division & no unity! The left is NEVER morally correct!
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09-27-2017 14:46
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I'm more excited than a long line of f@t ladies in the grocery store express lane that have their arms filled with Halo Top Diet Ice Cream on a buy one get one free special.
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09-27-2017 15:11
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Question, can Donald Trump be charged with negligent homicide for his failure to do all possible to assist the citizens of Puerto Rico?
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09-27-2017 15:40
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How can Trump have the nerve to take credit for inheriting the strong economy from Barack Obama. He haven't enacted his own budget.
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09-27-2017 15:47
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NFL= NOT FOR LONG
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09-27-2017 15:50
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NASCAR, you will do as your told just like you were trained.
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09-27-2017 16:41
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Got some good financial news today. The kid I've been sponsoring in some third-world country got eaten by a lion.
I took a knee today. My shoe was untied. It wasn't a statement. Just wanted to let everyone to know.
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09-27-2017 18:25 by DeezNuts
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Hugh Hefner dead at 91.... =( Good thing he had so many reasons to keep it up for so long
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09-28-2017 00:02
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So....:it's not okay to have children deported, but it is okay to have them aborted? How does that make sense?!
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09-28-2017 00:18
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