Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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CALL 1-800-OUR-BAD, IF YOUR BRAKES DONT WORK.
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10-10-2010 02:28
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woke up really really really early today just to post on facebook "i've beaten my alarmclock today"
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10-10-2010 01:55
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ha today is10/10/10
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10-10-2010 01:52
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on the way to Comaland. That's about 24 minutes north of Shutupimsleepingville, which is right outside of Setthealarm Village.
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10-10-2010 01:21
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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.
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10-10-2010 00:54
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Whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had diarrhea!
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10-10-2010 00:49 by SamWarren
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Girl was laughing when she saw my lil wee wee...You should have saw her face when I said GO GO GADGET
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10-09-2010 22:31 by joe k
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I just gave my chiwawa a can of mighty dog. He is now in alaska pulling a dog sled. By himself
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10-09-2010 22:13
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I wanna know heather 25's full name so I can find her on facebook. She is pretty damn funny
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10-09-2010 21:53 by joe k
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anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?
Don't get me wrong, I totally hear what you're saying, I just don't give a d*mn.
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10-09-2010 20:28 by Heather25
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If anybody asks, I was on Facebook all night tonight, okay? Thanks for having my back, everyone.
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10-09-2010 20:25 by Heather25
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Don't you hate that moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?
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10-09-2010 20:23 by Heather25
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I feel a sin comin on....
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10-09-2010 20:22 by Pshh
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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, "Alright, get in the basket."
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10-09-2010 20:13 by Heather25
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You can't force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best.
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10-09-2010 20:09 by Pshh
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The GOLDEN rule in my house is...IF it's funny your not in trouble.
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10-09-2010 20:08 by Heather25
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NO officer, I did not hit her, I simply FIST pumped her face.
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10-09-2010 20:06 by Pshh
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Sometimes I open the fridge and stare at the contents for no reason at all.
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10-09-2010 20:05 by Heather25
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Just found out that I've been on double secret probation for quite sometime now.
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10-09-2010 20:04
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