Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Socialism works so well, people build boats from trash to escape it.
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08-29-2017 19:23 by Hillbilly
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in 1964 the wage was 5 silver quarters. Today 5 silver quarters are worth $15.50. We dont need to raise the wage, but to fix our money.
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08-29-2017 19:25 by hillbilly
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Clinton called people deplorable, obama called them clingers, terrorists call them infidel, trump called them americans. And they dont understand why he won.
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08-29-2017 19:26
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One thing's for sure. The residence in Texas now believes in global warming.
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08-29-2017 22:48
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Ray = Zubin Dalal
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08-29-2017 23:24
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The deplorables have been busy breeding right under our noses and now their populations is out of control, thats why Trump won.
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08-29-2017 23:25
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CNN money reported that the places trump won, represents 71% of the income tax from middle and lower class. L1bs hate them because they have a work ethic.
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08-29-2017 23:36 by Hillbilly
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Do jews celebrate labor day or do they gotta be different like usual
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08-29-2017 23:42 by Zinc
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We were so poor when I was a little boy that I had to share my sandbox with our cat.
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08-30-2017 00:08
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Whenever I pass someone texting and driving, I throw my beer at their window.
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08-30-2017 00:48
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The last time Houston was under this much water her first name was Whitney.
Truth is truth. It does not need to be "balanced" and it isn't caused by voting, consensus, polls or by yelling louder or silencing someone.
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08-30-2017 07:40
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I decided to start calling my bathroom the Jim instead of the John. That way I can tell everyone that the first thing I do every morning is go to the Jim.
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08-30-2017 07:41
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When I was a kid, my family was so poor that if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had ANYTHING to play with.
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08-30-2017 07:42
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I took the Facebook quiz "Which Sex and the City character are you?" Turns out I'm the bus driver who splashes Carrie in the opening credits.
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08-30-2017 07:50
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God created the world in 6 days but took 9 months to create me, so clearly I’m a big deal.
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08-30-2017 07:56
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There are days when I just want to hear her voice. Then I remember what a nut job psycho she was...
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08-30-2017 09:32
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The internet is blowing up over the first lady's shoes?? Is this what we've come to in America??
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08-30-2017 09:57
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Who hates the trumps, especially the first lady? Google Lynn Yaeger. WOW I feel sad for her
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08-30-2017 11:58 by Hillbilly
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With Lynn Yaeger, we dont need a new Pennywise. She will scare you and steal your shoes.
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08-30-2017 12:00
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