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Polarized glasses for sale. Not used at all. Need money for Powerball!!
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08-23-2017 20:13 by
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As I got older my six-pack turn into a keg.
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08-23-2017 20:13
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I am tired of being judged by my color by people who complain of being judged by theirs
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08-23-2017 21:39
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Just wait until people figure out that Native Americans would purchase and trade African slaves for use...
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08-23-2017 21:46
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The eclipse was ok but when are we going to get swarms of locusts?
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08-24-2017 02:23
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A Patriots fan from Watertown Mass won the 700 million dollar Powerball jackpot. They probably figured out a way to cheat.........
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08-24-2017 06:53
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The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That's Cole's Law.
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08-24-2017 07:25
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Why does lemonade contain artificial flavors but furniture polish contains real lemons?
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08-24-2017 07:28
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I once dated a girl with only four toes on each foot. She was kind of cute but the relationship never went anywhere because I'm lack-toes intolerant.
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08-24-2017 08:01
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Chain letters via FB inbox, is a great way to promote viruses, not awareness for prostate cancer..... Stop Inbox Chain letters!!
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08-24-2017 08:21 by
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A woman is not an object, do not treat it like one!!
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08-24-2017 08:56
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There are two men on opposite sides of the earth. One is on a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting oral from an 85-year-old woman. Both are thinking the same thing. What? A. Don't look down.
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08-24-2017 10:21
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
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08-24-2017 11:03 by
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to the woman that won the powerball.."What's up baby"...
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08-24-2017 19:26 by
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Drunk Me: "You have absolutely no fashion sense you wear nothing but brown every single day: UPS GUY: "Sir just sign for the package"
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08-24-2017 23:19
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I wish I could match my dog's excitement to go outside.
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08-24-2017 23:24 by
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45 minutes ago I took a bite of celery. I'm still chewing.
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08-24-2017 23:25
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"When I'm dead, I'd like you to buy a $9,000 box and throw it down a hole." - Humans
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08-24-2017 23:25
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Don't talk to me like I'm stupid until you know for sure.
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08-24-2017 23:26
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I can't believe someone would willingly have the sex with some of you people
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