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Facebook's friend suggestion section should be renamed to "People you know, but probably hate."
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05-26-2012 23:20 by
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im 99% sure you dont like me, and I'm 100% sure I dont care
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12-06-2011 21:03 by
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The only effective way to end a Facebook conversation is with “LOL”
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03-07-2011 21:47 by
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The easiest way to keep people from getting involved in your personal problems is to not post them on the internet.
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02-28-2014 21:10 by
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Remember the Harlem Shake? I think we can all agree that was really stupid.
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03-06-2014 21:02 by
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A relationship isn't determined by how many pictures you post on Facebook.
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02-23-2012 21:49 by
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Adele: "I set fire to the rain!" Spongebob: "That's nothing... I make campfires underwater."
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12-28-2012 16:55 by
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There are only a few people I can say “You're one of the few friends I enjoy being with more in person than on Facebook.
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07-03-2012 21:39 by
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I sure do feel a hell of alot more attractive at walmart than I do at the gym...
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07-05-2012 21:55 by
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Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends.
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07-09-2012 22:13 by
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You never fully realize how terrible your toothbrush is until you get a new one.
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05-21-2012 22:00 by
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Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it.
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07-31-2012 22:32 by
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When the girl working the counter says “would you like fries with that?” say..”are you calling me fat??” then burst into tears. Free meal.
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04-05-2014 21:47 by
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Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drink get colder. Music gets louder. Night get longer. Life gets Better.
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03-30-2014 22:17 by
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relationship without trust is like a car without gas. you can stay in it as long as you want but it won't go anywhere
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07-25-2011 20:51 by
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Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut...It's very confusing to us guys.
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07-16-2012 22:12 by
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I said to a fat girl today, "You're a big girl!" She replied, "Tell me something I don't know." I said, "Salad tastes good."
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03-12-2012 12:05 by
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When I was your age, I had to download porn on a dial up connection.
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04-23-2012 21:22 by
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Shower = 2% Wash Body | 3% Wash Hair | 95% Contemplate Life.
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06-17-2012 22:28 by
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Starbucks will provide free college education to thousands of employees. Unfortunately the diplomas will have their names misspelled.
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06-17-2014 11:09 by
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