Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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My brain is giving me the silent treatment.
OMG, I"m in real trouble, if anyone asks, I was on Facebook all night, I think they finally found out what I did for that Klondike bar!!!!
Mary Poppins did a great job getting kids to take there meds...Cause a spoon full of sugar really does help the medicine go down... Its just too bad all the kids she watched got Type 2 diabetes now...
I don't know why some people are so irresponsible when it comes to paying bills. I mean like, I shouldn't be getting logged off the internet on my laptop just because my neighbor was late on paying his internet service... SMH..
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11-10-2010 09:49
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When I read about yet another overnight shooting in the ghetto I can't help but sigh at the senselessness and hope it wasn't my drug dealer.
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11-10-2010 09:29 by Aaron
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I don't have a dog, I eat my own homework.
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11-10-2010 09:03
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There is a day just for humping??!! Why wasn't I notified about this sooner?!
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11-10-2010 08:43
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wished there was o dislike button for pics posted in fb...:|
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11-10-2010 08:27
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Whoever thought that climbing into a box and doing their thinking there didn't come up with the best idea...
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11-10-2010 06:52
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When people I don't know ask me what I do for a living I shout "Karma," and punch them before running away.
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11-10-2010 06:44
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"Does size matter?" "Yes I told you 2 inches makes a huge difference. Now just buy the damn laptop dad, this conversation is creeping me out".
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11-10-2010 06:38
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thinking of spending the cab money on more shots and just taking the ambulance home
Word to the wise... Sending an engagement request to your girlfriends facebook is not a good way to propose
Confucius says: Crowded elevator smell different to midget
thinks The McRib is made of the same fat they injected in Lisa Rinna's lips.
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11-10-2010 05:17
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Whats the purpose of a camouflage Snuggie? Do you plan on going to war with your AK-47 and your trusty snuggie? Look it has sleeves so you can shoot your self!!
You couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a handful of pardons!
Sorry homework - - TV wins again! It is just too temping :)
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11-10-2010 00:16
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best job in the world .... a pillow ,get to lay in bed all day and get head every night
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11-09-2010 23:54
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Im hiring a midget for a party. Any idea what they eat?
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11-09-2010 23:41
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