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   messageicon Sure you could complain there's another Twilight movie out right now. OR you could celebrate that there'll never be another.
←Rate | 11-21-2012 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women spend too much money on stuff to look pretty...save your cash, buy him beer.
←Rate | 04-12-2013 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
←Rate | 07-05-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life isn't about net worth. It's about self worth.
←Rate | 05-10-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boobs are like the sun. Ok to look, but dangerous to stare. But that's what sunglasses are for.
←Rate | 03-26-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You should like yourself because that is the only person you have to spend the rest of your life with.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 22:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die, I want My body to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume
←Rate | 10-05-2012 22:21 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you could see what goes on inside my head, you would have nightmares for weeks!
←Rate | 01-21-2012 22:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not.
←Rate | 06-11-2012 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a stalker I'm just bad with goodbyes
←Rate | 03-06-2011 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex has a new boyfriend and I’m glad. I mean I want her to be happy. As long as I’m happier and she knows that.
←Rate | 05-03-2013 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember in 1st grade, if you were the line leader you were the s$it!
←Rate | 08-29-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I’m comfortable in bed and I forget my iPhone in the other room!
←Rate | 05-03-2013 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich!
←Rate | 04-23-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment when you realize you can’t ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you’ve read it.
←Rate | 05-24-2013 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon he original Nintendo is proof that better graphics doesn’t mean a better game.
←Rate | 05-24-2013 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When somebody sends me a "k" text, I assume they forgot the rest of "fuc_ you", so I make sure to correct them.
←Rate | 11-04-2012 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nickelodeon should just stop making new shows and replay all the old ones
←Rate | 11-23-2012 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The absolute best way to get revenge is to sit back and watch while people destroy their own lives just by being themselves.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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