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Sure you could complain there's another Twilight movie out right now. OR you could celebrate that there'll never be another.
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11-21-2012 21:19 by
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Women spend too much money on stuff to look pretty...save your cash, buy him beer.
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04-12-2013 21:25 by
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That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it actually works!
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07-05-2012 22:00 by
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Life isn't about net worth. It's about self worth.
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05-10-2012 21:26 by
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Boobs are like the sun. Ok to look, but dangerous to stare. But that's what sunglasses are for.
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03-26-2012 21:20 by
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You should like yourself because that is the only person you have to spend the rest of your life with.
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06-05-2011 22:52 by
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When I die, I want My body to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume
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10-05-2012 22:21 by
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If you could see what goes on inside my head, you would have nightmares for weeks!
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01-21-2012 22:43 by
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Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not.
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06-11-2012 22:02 by
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I'm not a stalker I'm just bad with goodbyes
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03-06-2011 22:19 by
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My ex has a new boyfriend and I’m glad. I mean I want her to be happy. As long as I’m happier and she knows that.
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05-03-2013 21:16 by
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I remember in 1st grade, if you were the line leader you were the s$it!
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08-29-2012 22:29 by
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I hate when I’m comfortable in bed and I forget my iPhone in the other room!
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05-03-2013 21:25 by
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Decided to get in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich!
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04-23-2012 21:24 by
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That moment when you realize you can’t ignore someones message on Facebook anymore because it shows that you’ve read it.
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05-24-2013 21:34 by
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he original Nintendo is proof that better graphics doesn’t mean a better game.
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05-24-2013 21:32 by
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When somebody sends me a "k" text, I assume they forgot the rest of "fuc_ you", so I make sure to correct them.
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11-04-2012 21:25 by
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Nickelodeon should just stop making new shows and replay all the old ones
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11-23-2012 21:34 by
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The absolute best way to get revenge is to sit back and watch while people destroy their own lives just by being themselves.
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12-28-2012 22:19 by
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I've always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves.
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06-13-2011 21:33 by
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