Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
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08-08-2022 03:02
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We now have reason to believe Biden ripped the tag off his mattress in 1987.
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05-19-2022 07:32
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When she grabs your booty and whispers, “thick a$$-niggggaa imma get you pregnant.”
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07-03-2022 11:21
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If I say I’ll be there in a few minutes, stop calling me every hour.
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04-11-2022 20:03
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Pro Tip: If you drink enough beer, your Tinder date starts to look like their profile picture.
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01-13-2023 04:16
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Biden: No more gas stoves!
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01-18-2023 03:49
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If you're in a restaurant waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?
Clicked on a strange message and now it burns when I pee.
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04-11-2022 20:03
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Stop killing mountains to make Mountain Dew!
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04-22-2022 00:17
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Million Dollar Idea: Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets that may cause drowsiness.
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03-13-2022 05:10
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You’re not bipolar, you’re just two stupid bi!ches in one.
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05-09-2022 02:30
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Let me get this straight, we can send 40 billion to eastern Europe, but Elon Musk buying Twitter for 40 billion could have solved world hunger?
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05-17-2022 06:11
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Corn Pop beat Joe Biden with a chain, c’mon man.
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05-19-2022 07:38
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The first symptom of Covid-19 is believing everything the media says.
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07-01-2022 01:48
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When you click “accept cookies” but then you don’t get any cookies.
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04-30-2022 15:40
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Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.
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04-24-2022 23:16
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When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
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08-03-2022 01:23
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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices in my head. One says, “eat the chocolate.” The other says, “you heard me right, eat it.”
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01-13-2023 04:18
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Back in 5 minutes ~ if not, read this again.
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01-12-2023 03:08
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Papa Bear: Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge.
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05-01-2022 20:03 by Billy
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