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now on Farmville and has opened a McDonalds near your Farm... this could explain your missing livestock...
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12-12-2010 02:20 by
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My first day of fantasy camp turned out to be my last when I found out the "Jugs Machine" wasn't what I envisioned at all.
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12-12-2010 02:06
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❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Taking singles to the strip club
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12-12-2010 01:52
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I've come here to chew bubble gum and get laid. Looks like I'm all out of bubble gum.
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12-12-2010 01:42
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Where do you go if you're addicted to rehab?
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12-12-2010 00:07
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Claustrophobia-The fear of Santa Claus
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12-12-2010 00:05 by
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what would the world be like if everyone went back to their own country?
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12-12-2010 00:02 by
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I think the moonwalk should be part of the field sobriety test. Take away saying the alphabet backwards clause.
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12-11-2010 23:26
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Cam Newton's winning the Heisman surprised no one - especially Julian Assange, who knew about it a month ago.
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12-11-2010 22:51 by
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still wondering what Chet did to get his nuts roasted on an open fire.
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12-11-2010 21:38
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Just took a duce so big and hard I think it was my first gay experience
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12-11-2010 20:14 by
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that was a sweet lifeguard job till the stupid blue kid got me fired.
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12-11-2010 20:02 by
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I now know why women close their eyes during sex. They cant stand to see a man enjoy himself.
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12-11-2010 19:48 by
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my mum thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your uncle just died. LOL."
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12-11-2010 19:44 by
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If men fall sleep so quick after sex, why is it so hard to catch rapists ? :p
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12-11-2010 19:38 by
rubin
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I'm looking for a women who loves me for my money but isn't good at math
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12-11-2010 19:37 by
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A chinese couple had a black baby guess what they named him? Sum ting wong
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12-11-2010 19:31 by
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polishing up the ole' Festivus Pole
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12-11-2010 18:16
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hasn't had sex since the last time you were out of town.
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12-11-2010 18:13
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
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12-11-2010 17:54 by
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