Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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If it wasn't meant to be I really wish you would have told me sooner.
I swear my alarm clock asked me to karate chop it this morning...
Everyone has that one key on their keyring that they have no idea what it's for.
When someone says they know a person just like me and I have to meet them, I know that when I meet them I'll be insulted.
Right now I feel like that one fry that somehow ends up in the onion rings.
They say that hard work never killed anybody, but did you ever know anyone who rested to death?
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12-16-2010 12:24 by @seddy90
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Xmas is derived from a mixture of Greek and English. Greeks used X as the symbol for Chi, Christo or Xristo. X is the Greek symbol for Christ. In early Christian times, X was used as the symbol for Christ himself.
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12-16-2010 11:17
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use to walk to school uphill both ways in waist high snow in sub below zero temps just like my dad.
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12-16-2010 11:13
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You know when you are on Facebook too much when you get your paycheck after taxes then you put "dislike" on it.
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12-16-2010 10:16
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For those who are upset when they see the word Xmas, just know that the Old English word (12th Century) for Christmas begins with X. The Greek word for Christ (which the English word derives) begins with the Greek letter "chi", or X. So its use is proper
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12-16-2010 10:07 by Xerxes910
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WOW! Good news from the doc... It's not a growth on my ass, just a stuck turd...
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12-16-2010 09:48
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Am I being picky when I say "Please leave 'Christ' in Christmas"? I know it's a little thing, but, by writing 'X-mas' it seems to me that we are taking out the whole reason we even celebrate this holiday just to save a few key strokes . Just my opinion of
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12-16-2010 09:32
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I don't understand the whole gay marriage debate. Why would they want to ruin a perfectly good relationshp by getting married?
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12-16-2010 09:29
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all for gay marriage. Why should straight people have all the misery?
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12-16-2010 09:28
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I began to slip this morning while going to my car but turned it into a fantastic Moonwalk instead. I got skillz!
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12-16-2010 09:09 by acreak
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I'd like to give you a nice going away present. But first, you have to do your part.
He sees me when I'm eating, He knows that I'm too fat, he sees the indentation on the chair where I just sat ...
I see nothing but continued growth and expansion for the foreseeable future... but enough about my diet.
I need to take a Wikileak
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12-16-2010 01:32 by Timoteo
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when God made saturn.. he liked it, so he put a ring on it
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12-15-2010 23:50
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