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I just KNOW this fly is up to something,,,, I see him sittin there, rubbing his arms together.... Plotting
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11-26-2012 18:52 by snotty
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Don't you hate it when you look all around the house and car for your underwear,,, And they were on top of your head the whole time?
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11-16-2012 20:11 by snotty
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Either that milk was bad,,,,, Or they don't actually make onion Chobani flavored Captain Crunch
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02-26-2013 13:38 by snotty
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Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know
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04-28-2013 06:06 by snotty
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Ladies,,, How do I work my man boobs and get out of a ticket?.. Quick,, The lady patrol officer's coming..
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08-16-2012 20:06 by snotty
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I thought AshleyMadison was the bakery that made Zingers... Didn't they used to sponsor Charlie Brown specials?
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07-22-2015 21:18 by snotty
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Has anyone ever noticed that Caitlin Jenner has man hands?
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12-20-2015 18:36 by snotty
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I initially thought this codeine cough syrup was disgusting, but after the second stack of pancakes, it's not so bad.
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12-04-2014 08:30 by snotty
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My super power is leaving a party without saying goodbye to anyone.
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10-19-2013 13:12 by snotty
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"Update the force, Luke"....... *Adobe Wan Kenobi
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11-13-2015 16:05 by snotty
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My ex got run over by a bus today,,,,, I thought, "WOW,That could have been me!"...... But then again , I don't have a bus drivers license.
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12-13-2012 17:46 by snotty
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If I was blind, I would say "That's something you don't see everyday",,,, To just about every comment.
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01-01-2014 10:44 by snotty
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Don't even TRY a home invasion at my house,,, I've got legions of Lego people ready to launch a campaign of foot pain terrorism at my command...
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07-13-2012 06:01 by snotty
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Well,, It took 40 years to finally figure out the answer to the "what do you want to be when you get older" question..................... Younger
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11-10-2012 09:44 by snotty
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Please pray that Jamie Lee Curtis finally eats enough goddamn yogurt that she poops
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05-19-2013 07:52 by snotty
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I'll bet I can do less push ups than you.
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07-31-2013 18:50 by snotty
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People go on and on about the length of Subway's sandwiches but how come nobody talks about their girth?
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09-13-2013 18:48 by snotty
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I'm hungry,, but the only thing in my fridge is Zuul.
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10-30-2013 20:55 by snotty
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I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square,,,, much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.
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05-08-2014 18:46 by snotty
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Sadly,,, If your neighbor has wind chimes you have wind chimes
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07-26-2015 20:08 by snotty
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