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   messageicon Teacher: why are you late? Me: why does it matter? you still get paid, right?
←Rate | 11-11-2011 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon In America, we will eventually have a President that used to play Pokemon as a child. Scary.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first person you think of in the morning or last person you think of in the night is either the cause of your happiness or your pain
←Rate | 11-30-2012 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cool things always happen when I don't have a camera.
←Rate | 08-19-2012 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up.
←Rate | 08-19-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single life might be lonely, but at least I'm always with my favorite person
←Rate | 08-27-2012 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon it considered drinking alone if you're on Facebook?
←Rate | 05-25-2012 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishing the amazing Olympic athletes from around the world the best of luck in Sochi (finding drinking water and toilets).
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon rumors ? oh wellll ; at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
←Rate | 06-24-2011 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon “I'm Single ” doesn't mean ” I'm looking for somebody “, just thought you should know.
←Rate | 03-22-2011 17:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 11:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coffee is nature's way of saying “Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!”
←Rate | 04-12-2012 20:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're 13 & under & have a Facebook, that's cheating. You gotta start from Myspace —-> Twitter —-> Facebook. Just like everybody else.
←Rate | 08-12-2012 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you find something wrong with EVERY person you meet maybe its because you haven't been introduced to yourself!
←Rate | 08-26-2012 07:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There’s no question about it, the second half of the tank of gas goes twice as fast as the first!
←Rate | 03-22-2013 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't EVER fight for someone who wouldn't damn fight for you.
←Rate | 06-13-2010 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Break up is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broken than hurting yourself trying to fix it.
←Rate | 07-01-2010 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll let my dog ride with me to the store just to wait in the car for the sole purpose of him not assuming I'm doing something fun every time I leave the house.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Mothers MENU had only two items: 1: Eat it or 2: Leave it.
←Rate | 07-23-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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