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Teacher: why are you late? Me: why does it matter? you still get paid, right?
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11-11-2011 21:27 by
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In America, we will eventually have a President that used to play Pokemon as a child. Scary.
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04-26-2012 21:54 by
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The first person you think of in the morning or last person you think of in the night is either the cause of your happiness or your pain
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11-30-2012 22:28 by
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Cool things always happen when I don't have a camera.
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08-19-2012 22:40 by
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Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up.
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08-19-2012 22:41 by
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Single life might be lonely, but at least I'm always with my favorite person
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08-27-2012 21:53 by
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Remember: Being awake during a Saturday Morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday Night.
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04-20-2012 21:17 by
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it considered drinking alone if you're on Facebook?
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05-25-2012 21:53 by
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Wishing the amazing Olympic athletes from around the world the best of luck in Sochi (finding drinking water and toilets).
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02-07-2014 21:28 by
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rumors ? oh wellll ; at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
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06-24-2011 22:53 by
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“I'm Single ” doesn't mean ” I'm looking for somebody “, just thought you should know.
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03-22-2011 17:23 by
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Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.
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03-09-2011 11:55 by
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Coffee is nature's way of saying “Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!”
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04-12-2012 20:01 by
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If you're 13 & under & have a Facebook, that's cheating. You gotta start from Myspace —-> Twitter —-> Facebook. Just like everybody else.
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08-12-2012 22:21 by
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If you find something wrong with EVERY person you meet maybe its because you haven't been introduced to yourself!
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08-26-2012 07:31 by
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There’s no question about it, the second half of the tank of gas goes twice as fast as the first!
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03-22-2013 21:17 by
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Don't EVER fight for someone who wouldn't damn fight for you.
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06-13-2010 23:04 by
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Break up is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broken than hurting yourself trying to fix it.
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07-01-2010 22:09 by
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I'll let my dog ride with me to the store just to wait in the car for the sole purpose of him not assuming I'm doing something fun every time I leave the house.
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06-18-2012 22:25 by
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My Mothers MENU had only two items: 1: Eat it or 2: Leave it.
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07-23-2012 22:29 by
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