Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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still has a crush on Winnie Cooper.
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01-07-2011 11:55
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how you doing(in that guy with the golden voice kind of voice)
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01-07-2011 11:15
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got fired today but is planning on showing up to work tomorrow anyway hoping they forgot...
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01-07-2011 10:45
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Statistically in 2010, 43,869,800 people changed their relationship status to single yet I am still sitting home alone on Saturday night??
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01-07-2011 10:21
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Dear other countries, we can't explain Jersey Shore's popularity either.
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01-07-2011 09:58
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9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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01-07-2011 08:42
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When grown-ups tell kids they have a lot of energy, they really mean that they're being annoying little bastrds.
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01-07-2011 08:33
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No matter what I do... I always end up back to Facebook... I try to look for other things to do online... but apparently seeing other peoples statuses, conversations, pictures, videos, and occasionally getting poked entertains me...
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01-07-2011 08:32
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Do people comment on picture 57/109 from a year ago because they want you to know they're a stalker?
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01-07-2011 08:26
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Idiot-[id-ee-uht] noun: One who disagrees with me. Synonyms: Fool, Half-wit, Imbecile, Twit, Moron
Nothing funnier than a pissed off mall cop on a Segway. With those goofy helmets on, I just can't take them seriously.
If you're a millionaire and you don't have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because you're wasting it.
's words to live by: Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect but always have a plan to kill them.
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01-07-2011 08:03 by Yaj
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Sky Sports – “David, you are planning a return to the Premier League, you have only ever played for one other team being Man United; have you thought about the stick?” David – “Yeah, she'll get used to it, she loves London.”
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01-07-2011 07:23 by @clarkysj
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I have finally been diagnosed...!!! I have a serious condition known as "Awesomeness" but don't worry, none of you can get it because its not contagious!!! ;)
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01-07-2011 07:06
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First the dead birs in Arkansas, now the 2 million dead fish in Maryland. Are we in a Michael Bay disaster movie?
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01-07-2011 07:06
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beginning to think that this whole "being an adult" thing is not as fun as I had envisioned as a child, except for the alcohol part.
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01-07-2011 07:03 by Esoteric
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whoever believes this 2012 crap about the world ending.......i mean seriously.....maybe the Mayans just figured it was already thousands of years past their time so why keep counting..........just sayin.......
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01-07-2011 04:20 by bleekerz
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A movie about Justin Bieber's life? I am looking forward to part 2, "From Puberty To Obscurity."
so I go to walmart and see two problems, 1. they have a justin bieber doll and 2. you press his crotch to hear him sing...
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01-07-2011 01:26 by Chelsea
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