Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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If I can wear my slippers and there's free food, I'm in.
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01-27-2011 15:19 by abbybaby
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the me who wakes up in the morning has zero respect for the me who set the alarm the night before!
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01-27-2011 15:09 by liro81
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as we get older we begin to enter the Metallic Age.....we get silver in our hair, gold in our teeth and lead in our pants!
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01-27-2011 15:05
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Humpty Dumpty now has a facebook page....Didn't he learn the first time to stay away from walls?
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01-27-2011 14:41
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Pac-Man teaches kids to eat as many pills as possible before you are caught. Thats so not cool Pac-Man!
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01-27-2011 14:34
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Super Mario Been Encouraging Men To take Stuff to get Bigger Since the 80's
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01-27-2011 14:29 by seddy90
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I personally know that being stupid is its own reward
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01-27-2011 14:08 by Will
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Last time I checked, it bounced.
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01-27-2011 13:44
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Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend ppl one by one.
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01-27-2011 13:15 by shoesan
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I don't care what you are having for dinner unless I'm invited to join you.
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01-27-2011 13:07
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I'm not pointing out your flaws, I'm pointing out my traits that are better than yours.
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01-27-2011 11:55
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I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darn it people like me more than you.
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01-27-2011 11:42
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Being friends means you can pick on each other and joke around. If you take offense then get off my wall!!
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01-27-2011 11:33
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Glasses and Bangs.......I just got the 2011 Memo
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01-27-2011 11:08 by L
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Just downloaded the new FIFA 11 commentory update, not much has changed although when my girlfriend went on it andy grey shouted "put the f@&king controller down & get back in the kitchen"
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01-27-2011 10:59
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Did anyone else notice that President Obama's new slogan is "Winning The Future"? Which, ironically is WTF.
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01-27-2011 10:41 by Scott
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Really don't understand why everytime I open my t.v. dinner there has to be corn frozen in my brownie :/
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01-27-2011 10:07
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Jesus this, Mosses that- Abraham hit me with a wiffleball bat
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01-27-2011 09:56
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Plastic surgery Allows you the rare opportunity to make your inner appearance resemble your inner appearance. Fake.
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01-27-2011 09:11
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage. They make it into television shows.
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01-27-2011 08:54 by Will
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