Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Free to a any home (good or bad): Prime Minister David Cameron & Chancellor George Osbourne. If interested don't contact the people of the UK... Just take them. PLEASE!!!!
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01-29-2011 11:55
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Why do people point at a clock and say “Is that the time?” and your thinking, “Nah mate its a Hamburger, Have a Bite
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01-29-2011 11:39
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how can Facebook ask “whats on my mind” then have a limit on how long your status can be ?
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01-29-2011 11:31
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setting the temperature of his room to "room temperature". It seems to be the best temperature for his room.
gonna wear his camouflage underwear, to support my troops.
Telling me to calm down is the only guaranteed way to piss me off.
She would rather have a best friend for a lifetime, then a boyfriend for a week...
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01-29-2011 09:43 by Seddy90
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off to Mamby-Pamby land in search of self-confidence.
the closest thing we ever got to a 3D movie was my friends Donkey punching me while watching Rocky
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01-29-2011 09:18 by migasjoe
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s Akon 2006 "I wanna f**k you" .. Akon 2008 " I wanna make love right now na na na" .. Akon 2010 "I just had sex!" .. poor guy waited 4 years!
Vodka is made from potatoes. Which means once upon a time, someone looked at a potato and figured out how to drink it, Genius! but now I'm worried about Banana milk shake...
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01-29-2011 03:06
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you say it best when you say nothing at all
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01-29-2011 02:48
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Party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ at my __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡
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01-29-2011 01:14
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This might sound like an a-hole thing for me to say, but I think I could take Muhammad Ali now.
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01-29-2011 01:11
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(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills! So why don't you have another.
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01-28-2011 23:57
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thinking that it was not a good ideal to eat a glazed donut over my keyboard...
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01-28-2011 23:49
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I'm not ignoring you, I'm denying your existence.
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01-28-2011 23:42
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Thinks that if someone says plz because it's shorter than please, you should say no because it's shorter than yes.
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01-28-2011 23:40 by Will
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S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
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01-28-2011 23:32 by Will
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Who cares if taco bell isn't using all beef, whatever it is it taste good and it's playing the part!
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01-28-2011 23:24
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