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   messageicon My room is about as organized as the Walmart $5 DVD bin.
←Rate | 12-06-2012 20:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I almost think humanity will be okay, I see someone struggle with the self-checkout for 20 minutes.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon WORD OF ADVICE: The key to a lasting relationship is keeping the fights clean and the sex dirty.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 21:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 99% of girls are hot. The other 1% go to my school.
←Rate | 05-13-2012 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like horoscopes, they always tell you what to do and they're usually wrong.
←Rate | 05-29-2012 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Renewing your wedding vows is like agreeing on a double life sentence to prison.
←Rate | 07-10-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The words that make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life = "I need to talk to you."
←Rate | 09-18-2012 20:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My 20 year high school reunion is in a few months. I need help with making up some amazing crap that I've done.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 11:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We can't help but to start liking the girls that become our good friends. Too hard to find girls that just like to have fun these days.
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Send message without subject? Yes, Gmail. f$ck off.
←Rate | 07-09-2012 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are always two ways to look at things. I prefer to look at them my way.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't think of one nice thing to say about you....a million maybe, but not just one.
←Rate | 05-27-2012 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Carry yourself like a queen and you will attract a king! Carry yourself like a hoe, and see how far you will go.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 20:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tip on getting a raise at work: Every day eat a cup-a-noodle soup for lunch and make sure to mention how you need to save half, because you know you will be hungry tomorrow.
←Rate | 06-25-2014 21:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If two past lovers remain friends, it`s either someone is still in love, or someone is still hoping for a second chance.
←Rate | 07-31-2011 22:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl on Facebook statues : I want a guy that actually give a s**t about me. Guy on comment : I thought about you while I was taking s**t .. does that count ?
←Rate | 06-06-2011 21:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friend: Do you want to go to a strip club? Me: Maybe. Do they have Wi-Fi?
←Rate | 09-22-2015 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday I went to see a shrink about my Facebook addiction, everything was going smoothly and I was on the road to recovery until he asked me, What's on your mind? Damn it
←Rate | 02-07-2014 23:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The people in horror movies would live a lot longer if they listened to me in the audience.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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