trump Funny Status Messages

   Well, well, well, Trump is siding with Putin once again. Lovers in a dangerous time.

   I don't care how obese Trump is, I want his mushroom deep inside me.

   I find it quite humorous how many Trump humpers watched the State of the Union.

   I'm so pumped for Trump University 2: University of Truth. Registration starts today!

   Dont blame me. I voted for Trump.

   How does Melania Trump get ready to dance and strip on stage at her new job? She does a line of coccaine.

   Inflation: Payback for all that free Trump money. Happy weekend!

   Trump 2023 because it isn't possible either. LOL

   The left is like, I paid $7.00 for gal. gas, $8.00 for gal. milk, rent is twice my monthly income, there’s shortages of everything, crime is surging, the world’s on the brink of chaos, but I’m happy because Trump isn’t in office.

   Really miss the days when the biggest scandal was that Trump drank water with two hands and ate chicken with a fork.

   Things were much better on the tweeting Trump Train than they are on the sinking Biden Boat.

   Well…. It’s “we finally got Donald Trump day” again.

   I love Trump so much, I'm willing to make up anything in order to make Joe Biden look bad. Come back Trump, I can't live without you!!!

   Without Trump in the White House, I don't think I'll have the will to live.

   Rapey McForehead gave Trump one vote for Speaker of the House. Trump called the clerk and said, "I just need you to find me 217 more votes."

   Trump Soup: Start with lots of nuts, add some Tweeted mistruths, heat and spin until it is a laughing stock. Discard any creditability before servng.