Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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"Hey Referees.... REAL ORIGINAL!!! Idiots." - Zebras 
You ever get so coked up you dislocate both your shoulders dancing to "Pump Up the Jam"...Oh, me either.
Trump for some days has tried to please Isr aiel for rele gious motivations. And I'm not re ligious to give a...
Steve Bannon spent St. Patrick's Day the way he spends every other day, drinking us all into oblivion.
Now is probably a good time to teach your Nana how to set up a GoFundMe account for her health insurance.
Sean Spicer is now claiming that Richard Nixon had a Very Limited Role in Watergate.
Sean Spicer is what would happen if Hank Hill let Cotton influence Bobby.
Everybody enjoy the Social Justice hour before kickoff?
This might be the first time in history a husband can justify porn in his browser history. Thanks, Trump!
Studies have confirmed that women can significantly increase imMunity to COVID by ingesting semen.
Oh where oh where can the server be? .... Oh where oh where can it be?..... trump wants the server and he wants it now.... Oh where oh where can it be?
Irony: Justin Bieber starts selling weed and rapping. That still doesn't make his music worth listening to.
I'm going to honor Meatloaf by leaving work like a bat out of hell today
Why is a bus like a garbage truck? It makes frequent stops to pick up the trash.
The only reason Christie was caught was that some environmentalists were in the area and thought they saw a beached whale.
Sticks and bones may break my bones...but whips and chains excite me
It's Halloween B itches! Bring on the booze!!!
A man's phone is like a woman's purse. .. you never go through it.
Oop's just dropped my nuts!!
My favorite dish at restaurants is the wi-fi password. 