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Today, we celebrate to all the chicks that said "leave it in"
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05-13-2012 21:57 by BEGO
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My recycling guy knows 2 things about me... I don't recycle very often and I like beer.
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04-29-2012 22:30 by BEGO
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I swear ugly people find love faster.
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08-21-2012 23:52 by BEGO
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*1 friend request* (250 mutual friends) “…I still don't know you ...
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07-11-2011 12:30 by BEGO
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So I have to sit when I pee now.
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03-26-2012 21:18 by BEGO
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I just had 19 beers at Chuck E. Cheese's... and this band is awesome!
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03-29-2013 21:31 by BEGO
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Don't call me " bae " " baby " " babe " or " love " unless I'm the ONLY ONE you're calling that.
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06-11-2012 22:06 by BEGO
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My mother called Information. While I'm sitting here with my laptop, she called Information. Even the Amish dont call information anymore
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07-26-2011 23:24 by BEGO
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“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”
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04-04-2012 21:56 by BEGO
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Updating my status in the car. Don't worry, I'm in the passenger seat. Which makes it harder to drive, but fools the damn cops.
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08-11-2011 22:16 by BEGO
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I give up on life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as FREE FOOD.
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03-08-2014 22:42 by BEGO
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I am not sure if I need to get beat up, broke as hell and drive a P.O.S car to get a hot girlfriend. Because that's all I see, ugly is the new hot!
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05-09-2013 22:13 by BEGO
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Black chicks always saying a white girl is "trying to act black." Meanwhile, they have blonde weave and sky blue contacts.
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11-10-2012 21:54 by BEGO
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Dating your Ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill. There's a reason you got rid of it in the first place.
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05-02-2012 21:15 by BEGO
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Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.
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07-14-2011 22:09 by BEGO
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Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, seemed to like the rich families more. Who liked the poor families more? the Stork.
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04-23-2011 23:56 by BEGO
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Dear Haters, ╭∩╮ º.º ╭∩╮ Sincerely, Me.
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12-27-2011 17:26 by BEGO
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Everyone is going to places like Italy, Las Vegas, Cancun and to Europe for vacation and I am just here like, Hey there, bed. You look really nice tonight.
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09-14-2013 23:35 by BEGO
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It's so hot outside, I bet Jehovah's Witnesses are going to start telemarketing.
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07-28-2012 22:47 by BEGO
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Biggest lie I tell myself: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
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11-09-2012 22:52 by BEGO
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