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   messageicon Today, we celebrate to all the chicks that said "leave it in"
←Rate | 05-13-2012 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My recycling guy knows 2 things about me... I don't recycle very often and I like beer.
←Rate | 04-29-2012 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear ugly people find love faster.
←Rate | 08-21-2012 23:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon *1 friend request* (250 mutual friends) “…I still don't know you ...
←Rate | 07-11-2011 12:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So I have to sit when I pee now.
←Rate | 03-26-2012 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just had 19 beers at Chuck E. Cheese's... and this band is awesome!
←Rate | 03-29-2013 21:31 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Don't call me " bae " " baby " " babe " or " love " unless I'm the ONLY ONE you're calling that.
←Rate | 06-11-2012 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother called Information. While I'm sitting here with my laptop, she called Information. Even the Amish dont call information anymore
←Rate | 07-26-2011 23:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon “A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”
←Rate | 04-04-2012 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Updating my status in the car. Don't worry, I'm in the passenger seat. Which makes it harder to drive, but fools the damn cops.
←Rate | 08-11-2011 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I give up on life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as FREE FOOD.
←Rate | 03-08-2014 22:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not sure if I need to get beat up, broke as hell and drive a P.O.S car to get a hot girlfriend. Because that's all I see, ugly is the new hot!
←Rate | 05-09-2013 22:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black chicks always saying a white girl is "trying to act black." Meanwhile, they have blonde weave and sky blue contacts.
←Rate | 11-10-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dating your Ex again is like buying your clothes back from Goodwill. There's a reason you got rid of it in the first place.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.
←Rate | 07-14-2011 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, seemed to like the rich families more. Who liked the poor families more? the Stork.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Haters, ╭∩╮ º.º ╭∩╮ Sincerely, Me.
←Rate | 12-27-2011 17:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is going to places like Italy, Las Vegas, Cancun and to Europe for vacation and I am just here like, Hey there, bed. You look really nice tonight.
←Rate | 09-14-2013 23:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so hot outside, I bet Jehovah's Witnesses are going to start telemarketing.
←Rate | 07-28-2012 22:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Biggest lie I tell myself: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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