Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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saw a bumber sticker that said "Jesus Saves"...he must know where to find the cheapest gas.
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04-05-2011 23:22
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Went fishing today and was fairly successful. Caught 2 pounds of tilapia, using $13 cash for bait.
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04-05-2011 22:28
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There was this annoying guy at a movie. So I thought to myself..." what would jesus do " .....So I started the guy on fire.
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04-05-2011 22:21
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Friends with benefits = awesome! Uncles with benefits = creepy!
Of course money buys happiness! You ever seen a homeless person skip?
every fight is a food fight.......when your a cannibal.
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04-05-2011 20:33 by erma101
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Beer Nuts are $1.29, but deer nuts are under a buck
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04-05-2011 20:06 by photo24
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my mixes are tighter than your skinny jeans kid.
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04-05-2011 19:08
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper
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04-05-2011 18:46 by BEGO
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If it's free, it's advice; If you pay for it, it's counseling; If you can use either one, it's a miracle !
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04-05-2011 18:45 by BEGO
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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
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04-05-2011 18:43 by BEGO
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I found out it was really hot outside by actually venturing out there. WTF Facebook? You are suppossed to tell me these things first.
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04-05-2011 18:42 by BEGO
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'Glee' actually isn't half bad. It's 3/4 bad.
Sex is a sensation caused by a temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination to increase the population of the next generation, do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
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04-05-2011 17:36 by ;]
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The SCHOOL part of school sucks. I just like the social part.
He's actually dyslexic. He is trying to say 'His Pen is so big'
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04-05-2011 16:49
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msg me if your up for cleaning my apartment. I pay in Oreo's btw.. :D (can't guarantee the cream wont be licked off)
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04-05-2011 16:41
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I just went through the "10 items or less" line with 12 items...THUG LIFE
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04-05-2011 16:28
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Your boyfriend is such a playa, when he sends you a text message on your phone it goes to the ''games'' folder.
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04-05-2011 16:25
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Ziplock: making a fortune off potheads since 1980
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04-05-2011 16:08 by Gil
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