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Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m outgoing, my best friends know I’m insane.
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01-18-2013 21:19 by BEGO
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I don't run often, but when I do, it's with arms and fingers completely straight, super-cool gymnast style.
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08-08-2012 22:40 by BEGO
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Without Facebook, I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday. ツ
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03-17-2011 10:04 by BEGO
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"No comment" usually translates into "Oh, if you only knew."
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07-14-2011 22:13 by BEGO
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its better to waste years waiting for the right person to come than to waste years regretting that you didnt
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10-14-2010 22:16 by BEGO
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Hi, may I help you?" "No I just waited 15 mins in the line to say Hi.
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07-26-2011 22:05 by BEGO
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Gay marriage is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America.
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07-16-2012 22:13 by BEGO
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Imagine this: you’re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers “Bless you” and hangs up.
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05-31-2013 21:17 by BEGO
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to all you women out there...slow down on the make up...nuttin worse than falling asleep next to a"beauty" and waking up next to a "beast"
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10-02-2010 23:42 by BEGO
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Pretending to read your birthday card after the money has fallen out...
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05-17-2012 21:10 by BEGO
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Why isn’t the movie ‘What Women Want’ just 90 minutes of Ryan Gosling doing an ab workout on a pile of Nutella and money?
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01-25-2014 20:50 by BEGO
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Sunday = The day of the week to sit around and absolutely do nothing all day and no one judges you for it.
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12-02-2012 21:11 by BEGO
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On facebook* Hot person status: Just ate lunch. *86 likes 30 comments* .. Average persons status: *today is my birthday! *mom likes this
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08-02-2012 00:45 by BEGO
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When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my Facebook status just to freak people out… “hey, who knew they had wi-fi up here?”
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12-21-2011 14:57 by BEGO
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Wake up!” Me: (~_~) (-_-) (o_-) (-_o) (>_<) (o_O) (o_o)
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05-21-2012 15:09 by BEGO
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I tried grilling a chicken at lunchtime. "Right, I'll ask you one more time. Why did you cross the road?"
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03-09-2012 21:34 by BEGO
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If I reply to your one word text... just know you're special.
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11-24-2012 22:03 by BEGO
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Never sure if a girl is hot or just that her massive sunglasses are blocking her face.
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08-05-2013 21:53 by BEGO
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Facebook should change the "Friends" section to "Friends & People I've Only Made Eye Contact With".
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04-13-2011 21:56 by BEGO
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Some people would be in such good shape if they ran as much as their mouth does
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05-17-2011 21:38 by BEGO
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