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   messageicon To all the women I've dated. If we have a secret love child together that you never told me about, just have them get me a giftcard for Father's Day. Thanks!
←Rate | 06-18-2011 20:06 by @Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love bald men with no dress sense that make me feel bad about myself....I swear I will marry one...ok?
←Rate | 08-16-2010 15:45 Comments (1)  


   messageicon From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way you tighten and loosen mmm..NEW SHOES
←Rate | 01-09-2011 01:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love running my fingers through my girlfriend's hair. It's also a great way to let her know we're out of napkins.
←Rate | 12-29-2013 12:52 by BB Comments (0)  


   messageicon We Found Love in a Swollen Face - Chris Brown ft. Rihanna
←Rate | 02-23-2012 13:58 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls fall in love with what they hear... Guys fall in love with what they see. That is why girls wear makeup, and guys lie!
←Rate | 01-27-2013 23:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my girlfriend and I decided to make it official, I told her: I have to tell you, before we met, I was... well...promiscuous. Oh cool she exclaimed. I love Greek mythology.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 09:03 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My bud just updated his Facebook status: "I love my girlfriend so much. You are my world xxxxx." I wonder why her name's encrypted.
←Rate | 10-28-2012 15:09 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever
←Rate | 02-17-2012 18:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is always giving more than you can spare.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 09:48 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things to do.. #1 dig a hole #2 name it love #3 watch people fall in love
←Rate | 05-27-2018 00:26 by @DJPhatJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love haters! they're always thinkin of me!
←Rate | 07-18-2010 22:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the only time love comes before sex is in the dictionary.
←Rate | 11-25-2009 14:16 by fefe Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's hard to pretend you love someone when you don't, but it's harder to pretend you don't love someone when you really do.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 17:18 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon MARDI GRAS!!! Because who doesn't love pancakes and tequila!!!
←Rate | 03-08-2011 11:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love doesn't cost a thing but it can leave you bankrupt.
←Rate | 01-06-2015 12:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is blind but marriage will open your eyes real quick.
←Rate | 01-07-2015 08:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .not every flower can say love, but a rose did. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did. Not every retard can read, but look at you go!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 00:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would love to be a fly on the wall at this restaurant because it looks like the flies are having some kind of party on the wall!
←Rate | 11-30-2012 11:34 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear nose-phobic as*holes who made fun of me when I was a kid. Over the years, I have made almost nine figures in royalties from my TV special - while YOU clowns were strapped to the hood of some dude's truck. Karma's a b*tch. Love, Rudolph
←Rate | 12-13-2014 21:35 Comments (0)  




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