love Funny Status Messages

   Being in LOVE is like Being DRUNK. No control over what you do.

   I love bald men with no dress sense that make me feel bad about myself....I swear I will marry one...ok?

   I just don't understand my next door neighbor. She keeps going on about how she'd love to be a contestant on a reality show, but she went mental when she found out I'd put cameras all over her house.

   From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way you tighten and loosen mmm..NEW SHOES

   I love running my fingers through my girlfriend's hair. It's also a great way to let her know we're out of napkins.

   We Found Love in a Swollen Face - Chris Brown ft. Rihanna

   Girls fall in love with what they hear... Guys fall in love with what they see. That is why girls wear makeup, and guys lie!

   My bud just updated his Facebook status: "I love my girlfriend so much. You are my world xxxxx." I wonder why her name's encrypted.

   When my girlfriend and I decided to make it official, I told her: I have to tell you, before we met, I was... well...promiscuous. Oh cool she exclaimed. I love Greek mythology.

   I love a hot chick in a football jersey. Or a regular shirt. Or a dress. Or naked. Whatever

   April Fools Day is a good day to confess your love to your crush. That way you can save face and say "April Fools!" if they reject you.

   Things to do.. #1 dig a hole #2 name it love #3 watch people fall in love

   Love is always giving more than you can spare.

   I love haters! they're always thinkin of me!

   the only time love comes before sex is in the dictionary.

   MARDI GRAS!!! Because who doesn't love pancakes and tequila!!!

   I would love to be a fly on the wall at this restaurant because it looks like the flies are having some kind of party on the wall!

   Love doesn't cost a thing but it can leave you bankrupt.

   Love is blind but marriage will open your eyes real quick.

   It's hard to pretend you love someone when you don't, but it's harder to pretend you don't love someone when you really do.