trump Funny Status Messages

   I'm boycotting the next Nobel Prize award ceremony. Trump so deserved the award, but didn't win.

   Biden didn't beat Trump. Trump beat Trump by being a complete clown. He ruined all the good that he accomplished by opening his big flaptrap one too many times.

   I was thinking....it's going to be really weird when Biden moves into the White House and has to share a bed with Trump because he refuses to leave

   Trump gets criticized for wanting to boink his own daughter, but dam, I want to boink her too.

   Biden won. Get over it, Trump weirdos.

   Looks like Ossoff found those 11,000 votes Trump was looking for...

   I wonder if Bill Cosby's hoping to be on Trump's final pardon list today

   A man goes to the white house to see trump the Marine guard tells him Trump is no longer the president and is not here. The man returns the next day asking to see trump

   Super bowl sucked I guess we should blame Trump for that too.... haha

   To the tune of the Folgers coffee commercial: The best part of waking up, is no tweets from Donald Trump.

   I may be dumb, but at least I'm not "waiting for March 4th where Trump will be definitely be president again" dumb.

   The Mail In vote, the senate convicted Trump 7360 to 5.

   When Trump dropped bombs, the media was all over him. When Biden does, nothing but praise.

   Screw God, I'm worshipping the golden statue of Trump from now on.

   Trump 2024

   It appears that Donald Trump got vaccinated. Now I have no choice to get it too, because I don't want my God, Trump, to be angry at me.

   I can't wait for tomorrow when Trump will officially be president again. Love to see those libs cry.

   I see Trump is still living rent free in the heads of those who live rent free... in mommy and daddy's basement.

   Ivanka Trump announced she got the vaccine shot. This means, no matter what I believe, I have to get the shot too or else the Trump family will hate me.

   I kicked my five-year old son out of the house because he didn't want to worship Trump. How dare he not want to worship the man who is greater than Jesus Christ. I have no son!!!