Prince Shawn Funny Status Messages

   goes to strip clubs for the wings, used to read playboy for the articles and checks out your pictures because you have great taste in clothes.

   used to arrive fashionably late to parties until he realized it didn't matter because the party only starts when he arrives.

   nature runs a restaurant called Karma. It's a place where there is no need to place any order. You are automatically served what you deserve.

   a great way to get over someone: plan ahead. Make a list of their faults so if you breakup you can console yourself with their many weaknesses.

   has discovered that telling a girl you don't have any sores isn't the best way to get her to kiss you.

   hasn't done laundry in 5 months and isn't wearing any underwear right now, just a big sock. and I do mean a BIG sock.

   Garbage men are the least respected civil servants. They work just as hard as firemen and cops, but no one ever calls them heroes. Probably because they smell like used tampons and old Chinese food.

   After spending the night with a stripper named KARMA last night, the phrase "Karma is coming for you" took on a whole new meaning!

   doesn't wear a yellow hat when he goes to the zoo because he doesn't want any of the monkeys following him home.

   it is so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

   can't seem to find East Virgina on any of the maps he is looking at

   avoids going to museums for fear he will get stuck overnight when everything comes alive.

   Would go play on the playground, but doesn't have anyone to push him on the swings or sit on the see saw with

   Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart

   Sometimes we make love with our eyes, sometimes we make love with our hands, sometimes we make love with our bodies, but we always we make love with our hearts.

   believes hunting is totally wrong unless you are hunting cougars.

   didn't take sex ed growing up and had to figure things out on his own ...with a can of Crisco and a shot glass. That's the natural way!

   sprung after seeing a girl walk in with an itty bitty waist and put a round thing in his face.

   had a job as a bartender once at a lesbian bar, but was fired after turning too many women straight.

   Being good at spelling is like knowing how to draw a really cool dragon. Unless you are a tattoo artist, no one cares. Skin doesn't auto correct!