Funny Status Message #129885

X had a job as a bartender once at a lesbian bar, but was fired after turning too many women straight.
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←Rate | 05-07-2013 12:40 by Prince Shawn

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Joke Fixer
Tuesday May 7, 2013 @ 04:45 PM

If I were you, I would get out of there lickety-split.....

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