M.A.C. Funny Status Messages

   If I had to do it all over again, I'd have studied in school...OR tucked it like lady gaga and snorted everything like charlie sheen...society makes the ladder more appealing....

   I believe in God…However, rest assured that unless you are a woman, with a weird fetish, I will NOT be throwing bibles at you…

   does anyone know where I am right now? Seriously...bring asprin if you do...

   I truly believe that the key difference between men and women, is that a man can break a woman's heart, but a woman will sh!t IN a man's heart...

   Jesus take the wheel...I'm tired...and I want to finish that dream you had issues with....