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   messageicon "How can I possibly be losing to this guy?"......... *every Republican presidential candidate not named Trump
←Rate | 12-08-2015 19:16 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon It turns out Liberals are "Latinophobes" .... You ever notice how they always say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected? Why don't they ever say they're moving to Mexico? Yup ... Latinophobes!!!
←Rate | 10-04-2016 18:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 319 million people in the US and somehow after an exhaustive search we ended up with Trump and Hillary! So .... I guess if you want a leader that is full of corruption and deceit you know which one to vote for. Or vote for the other one.
←Rate | 08-03-2016 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The more I see of the people against Trump,the more I'm convinced to vote for him .
←Rate | 07-18-2016 19:59 by @twitterwowreally Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump accuses Hilary Clinton of taking performance enhancing drugs for their last debate. Some jokes just write themselves. lol
←Rate | 10-16-2016 03:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump said he loves kittens, the Washington Post headline would be: Trump hates puppies...
←Rate | 12-12-2016 12:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is such a horrible politician. I can't believe that he's actually doing what he promised he would do before the election.
←Rate | 05-12-2018 15:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon The real reason Trump has fired so many people is, he really likes eating their going away cake.
←Rate | 03-15-2018 01:34 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Trump shouldn't send Hillary Clinton to prison... He should appoint her as the Ambassador of Libya... You broke it, you bought it!!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 18:53 by M.J. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 07:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As a parting gift, Trump should give all Americans moving to Canada a bottle of Trump vodka.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 18:07 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Seems the same people saying Trump is a bad choice, is the same people who said Obama was a good choice.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 18:06 Comments (5)  


   messageicon I find it fascinating that the Media always has a hard on to ask Ivanka Trump about how HER father treats women .... BUT for some reason NO media outlet whatsoever ...... NEVER asks Chelsea Clinton that. .... Curious isn't it.
←Rate | 07-18-2016 11:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee" -Melania Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2016 13:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump isn't your president, why do you want to fight in his military?
←Rate | 07-28-2017 06:46 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Trump Anxiety Disorder covered by Obamacare?
←Rate | 07-30-2018 21:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imagine someone trying to assassinate Trump and the secret service having to yell ,Donald Duck
←Rate | 11-17-2016 21:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to Starbucks this morning ordered coffee and told them my name was Trump. When my coffee was ready they started yelling my name. 4 out 5 people in the store started crying. It was hilarious....!!!
←Rate | 11-17-2016 14:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't blame Trump for speaking via Twitter. Far better to speak directly to the people than through a biased media who twists his every word.
←Rate | 12-05-2016 10:56 by McFazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is not my president, neither was Obama. I am from Zimbabwe.
←Rate | 01-29-2017 10:36 Comments (0)  


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