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   messageicon Donald Trump accuses Hilary Clinton of taking performance enhancing drugs for their last debate. Some jokes just write themselves. lol
←Rate | 10-16-2016 03:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon President Trump shouldn't send Hillary Clinton to prison... He should appoint her as the Ambassador of Libya... You broke it, you bought it!!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 18:53 by M.J. Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Moore joined a protest against Trump colluding with Russians, and now we know the protest was organized by Russians
←Rate | 02-20-2018 08:37 Comments (6)  

   messageicon Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 07:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon As a parting gift, Trump should give all Americans moving to Canada a bottle of Trump vodka.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 18:07 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Seems the same people saying Trump is a bad choice, is the same people who said Obama was a good choice.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 18:06 Comments (5)  

   messageicon "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee" -Melania Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2016 13:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Imagine someone trying to assassinate Trump and the secret service having to yell ,Donald Duck
←Rate | 11-17-2016 21:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went to Starbucks this morning ordered coffee and told them my name was Trump. When my coffee was ready they started yelling my name. 4 out 5 people in the store started crying. It was hilarious....!!!
←Rate | 11-17-2016 14:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I find it fascinating that the Media always has a hard on to ask Ivanka Trump about how HER father treats women .... BUT for some reason NO media outlet whatsoever ...... NEVER asks Chelsea Clinton that. .... Curious isn't it.
←Rate | 07-18-2016 11:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why are all these liberals only going to move to Canada if Trump gets elected? What's wrong with Mexico?
←Rate | 03-09-2016 07:28 by That guy Comments (3)  

   messageicon I was part of the 30million women march. In November, we marching into voting booths across the country and elected Donald J. Trump as President of the United States of America. for
←Rate | 01-22-2017 06:31 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I don't blame Trump for speaking via Twitter. Far better to speak directly to the people than through a biased media who twists his every word.
←Rate | 12-05-2016 10:56 by McFazzella Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump is not my president, neither was Obama. I am from Zimbabwe.
←Rate | 01-29-2017 10:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm trying to figure out if those anti Trump Safety Pin wearing folks are also NRA advocates since Walter Hunt the inventor of the Safety Pin also invented the Multi Shot Repeating Rifle.
←Rate | 11-19-2016 13:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Massive cold takes over US after Trump calls out Heat Miser on Twitter
←Rate | 12-12-2016 21:01 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Heck, Who wants to look at Melania Trump as First Lady of the United States when we could have the Screechers wife Bill Clinton as the First Lady.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 11:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump or Clinton is about as appealing as a Doctor saying "Ointment or suppository?" to me.
←Rate | 08-05-2016 15:10 by @FunBobby1191 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Trump: " I prefer Coca-Cola " MSNBC: " Trump declares war on the whole Pepsi generation "
←Rate | 11-02-2017 12:14 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Melania Trump may have copied Michelle's speech but at least she ain't no man trying to act like a woman.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 15:01 Comments (0)  

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