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   messageicon 319 million people in the US and somehow after an exhaustive search we ended up with Trump and Hillary! So .... I guess if you want a leader that is full of corruption and deceit you know which one to vote for. Or vote for the other one.
←Rate | 08-03-2016 23:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The more I see of the people against Trump,the more I'm convinced to vote for him .
←Rate | 07-18-2016 19:59 by @twitterwowreally Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump accuses Hilary Clinton of taking performance enhancing drugs for their last debate. Some jokes just write themselves. lol
←Rate | 10-16-2016 03:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump said he loves kittens, the Washington Post headline would be: Trump hates puppies...
←Rate | 12-12-2016 12:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon President Trump shouldn't send Hillary Clinton to prison... He should appoint her as the Ambassador of Libya... You broke it, you bought it!!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 18:53 by M.J. Comments (0)  

   messageicon The real reason Trump has fired so many people is, he really likes eating their going away cake.
←Rate | 03-15-2018 01:34 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 07:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon As a parting gift, Trump should give all Americans moving to Canada a bottle of Trump vodka.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 18:07 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Seems the same people saying Trump is a bad choice, is the same people who said Obama was a good choice.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 18:06 Comments (5)  

   messageicon "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee" -Melania Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2016 13:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Imagine someone trying to assassinate Trump and the secret service having to yell ,Donald Duck
←Rate | 11-17-2016 21:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went to Starbucks this morning ordered coffee and told them my name was Trump. When my coffee was ready they started yelling my name. 4 out 5 people in the store started crying. It was hilarious....!!!
←Rate | 11-17-2016 14:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump is such a horrible politician. I can't believe that he's actually doing what he promised he would do before the election.
←Rate | 05-12-2018 15:56 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I find it fascinating that the Media always has a hard on to ask Ivanka Trump about how HER father treats women .... BUT for some reason NO media outlet whatsoever ...... NEVER asks Chelsea Clinton that. .... Curious isn't it.
←Rate | 07-18-2016 11:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't blame Trump for speaking via Twitter. Far better to speak directly to the people than through a biased media who twists his every word.
←Rate | 12-05-2016 10:56 by McFazzella Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump is not my president, neither was Obama. I am from Zimbabwe.
←Rate | 01-29-2017 10:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm trying to figure out if those anti Trump Safety Pin wearing folks are also NRA advocates since Walter Hunt the inventor of the Safety Pin also invented the Multi Shot Repeating Rifle.
←Rate | 11-19-2016 13:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Heck, Who wants to look at Melania Trump as First Lady of the United States when we could have the Screechers wife Bill Clinton as the First Lady.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 11:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Massive cold takes over US after Trump calls out Heat Miser on Twitter
←Rate | 12-12-2016 21:01 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump or Clinton is about as appealing as a Doctor saying "Ointment or suppository?" to me.
←Rate | 08-05-2016 15:10 by @FunBobby1191 Comments (1)  

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