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   messageicon The more people mention Trump, even in a joke, the more publicity he gets. Thanks for fueling the Trump Machine.
←Rate | 08-01-2016 13:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It turns out Liberals are "Latinophobes" .... You ever notice how they always say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected? Why don't they ever say they're moving to Mexico? Yup ... Latinophobes!!!
←Rate | 10-04-2016 18:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The more I see of the people against Trump,the more I'm convinced to vote for him .
←Rate | 07-18-2016 19:59 by @twitterwowreally Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump accuses Hilary Clinton of taking performance enhancing drugs for their last debate. Some jokes just write themselves. lol
←Rate | 10-16-2016 03:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon President Trump shouldn't send Hillary Clinton to prison... He should appoint her as the Ambassador of Libya... You broke it, you bought it!!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 18:53 by M.J. Comments (0)  

   messageicon The real reason Trump has fired so many people is, he really likes eating their going away cake.
←Rate | 03-15-2018 01:34 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.
←Rate | 03-03-2016 07:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon As a parting gift, Trump should give all Americans moving to Canada a bottle of Trump vodka.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 18:07 Comments (2)  

   messageicon I find it fascinating that the Media always has a hard on to ask Ivanka Trump about how HER father treats women .... BUT for some reason NO media outlet whatsoever ...... NEVER asks Chelsea Clinton that. .... Curious isn't it.
←Rate | 07-18-2016 11:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee" -Melania Trump
←Rate | 07-19-2016 13:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think when Trump says Mexico will pay for that wall he doesn't mean the Government but El Chapo's seized 14bn assets from criminal forfeiture.
←Rate | 01-26-2017 11:12 by CrackY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Imagine someone trying to assassinate Trump and the secret service having to yell ,Donald Duck
←Rate | 11-17-2016 21:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump said he loves kittens, the Washington Post headline would be: Trump hates puppies...
←Rate | 12-12-2016 12:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Seems the same people saying Trump is a bad choice, is the same people who said Obama was a good choice.
←Rate | 03-09-2016 18:06 Comments (5)  

   messageicon Went to Starbucks this morning ordered coffee and told them my name was Trump. When my coffee was ready they started yelling my name. 4 out 5 people in the store started crying. It was hilarious....!!!
←Rate | 11-17-2016 14:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In Trump's opinion, his staff member who made fun of John McCain's terminal illness isn't a "traitor," but the people who told the press about it are.
←Rate | 05-15-2018 04:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't blame Trump for speaking via Twitter. Far better to speak directly to the people than through a biased media who twists his every word.
←Rate | 12-05-2016 10:56 by McFazzella Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump isn't your president, why do you want to fight in his military?
←Rate | 07-28-2017 06:46 Comments (3)  

   messageicon I'm trying to figure out if those anti Trump Safety Pin wearing folks are also NRA advocates since Walter Hunt the inventor of the Safety Pin also invented the Multi Shot Repeating Rifle.
←Rate | 11-19-2016 13:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Massive cold takes over US after Trump calls out Heat Miser on Twitter
←Rate | 12-12-2016 21:01 by snotty Comments (0)  

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