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   messageicon That was quick. Mooch is down, and I only need one Jeff Sessions for Trump Bingo ! .
←Rate | 07-31-2017 21:44 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'll admit, if Trump eliminates the MS-13 gang, he will have gained my respect. Trump better not deliver a false promise!
←Rate | 07-28-2017 15:18 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wonder if John McCain is still a war hero in the eyes of Trump?
←Rate | 07-28-2017 13:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump isn't your president, why do you want to fight in his military?
←Rate | 07-28-2017 06:46 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Trump: Making America "straight" again ?
←Rate | 07-26-2017 14:31 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I feel like everytime a Trump employee quits or gets fired, Oompa Loompas should appear and sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony and greed.
←Rate | 07-22-2017 11:37 Comments (2)  


   messageicon How does a Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Hot.
←Rate | 07-11-2017 20:55 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Pro-Trump Girl’s Hair Set On Fire By Anti-Trump Protester At Women’s March. Lib posterchild.
←Rate | 06-10-2017 21:19 by Hillbilly Comments (3)  


   messageicon If Trump gets impeached, I will seriously commit suicide!
←Rate | 06-10-2017 11:54 by Anon Comments (3)  


   messageicon Donald Trump has 515 companies, four of which have gone bankrupt. Bill & hillary have had 5 and all 5 went bankrupt.
←Rate | 06-05-2017 17:49 Comments (6)  


   messageicon When Trump said he was planning to drain the swamps I thought it was a metaphor.
←Rate | 06-01-2017 22:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't get the memo. When do we start hating on Stone Cold Steve Austin, since he gave the Stone Cold Stunner to our lord and savior, Trump?
←Rate | 06-01-2017 11:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump has decided to withdraw from the Paris Agreement and the English language.
←Rate | 06-01-2017 02:53 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump's budget: 2 + 2 = 7
←Rate | 05-23-2017 16:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking New's: Trump Admistration set to announce Bernie Madoff as IRS Commissioner....
←Rate | 05-16-2017 01:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Mother's Day to my sister for having my kids......some Trump supporter maybe....
←Rate | 05-14-2017 08:18 Comments (14)  


   messageicon Trump has decided to build a wall around the FBI Building.
←Rate | 05-11-2017 05:16 Comments (2)  


   messageicon You're right Donald J. Trump, no one has ever asked why the Civil War happened, except for every seventh-grade teacher in America.
←Rate | 05-02-2017 00:07 Comments (4)  


   messageicon William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days than Trump, and he was dead for 69 of them.
←Rate | 05-01-2017 03:07 Comments (4)  


   messageicon Damn! Trump really hates the LGBT community. I don't remember any president openly come out as a bigot and proud of it.
←Rate | 04-29-2017 17:33 Comments (3)  



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