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   messageicon finding the Christmas spirit, now if only I can find someone who is in the giving mood to pay
←Rate | 12-23-2010 20:07 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon making "fruitcakes" out of stuff I find under my sofa cushions
←Rate | 12-08-2010 19:48 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we protect movie ticket nerds behind 4inches of glass and a bank teller with only a pen on a chain?
←Rate | 12-08-2010 13:04 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon whoever dies with the most friends on facebook wins
←Rate | 11-28-2010 17:50 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates getting texts or calls on my iphone it interrupts my game, don't call me!
←Rate | 11-23-2010 22:17 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon before lady Di, I never heard of Paparazzi.., I thought it was a circus act or something
←Rate | 11-13-2010 18:34 by smeebert Comments (1)  


   messageicon I bribed a cop this morning, handed him my drivers license with a doughnut underneath
←Rate | 09-29-2010 20:51 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Levi Johnston is part native, he just took back his apology to Palin
←Rate | 08-26-2010 21:42 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feds are indicting Clemens for perjury, said they knew he was on steriods when they saw his nose grow
←Rate | 08-19-2010 16:13 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when someone text me to call them, then when you call they never answer
←Rate | 08-12-2010 00:35 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon making Holy Water by boiling the Hell out of it.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 03:42 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon a certain sign of who will wear the pants suit in your marriage is when the wedding reception has a Vegan menu and a gluten-free cake!
←Rate | 07-30-2010 00:32 by smeebert Comments (0)  




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