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   messageicon I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke...?
←Rate | 10-18-2011 15:48 by Daheavy1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come when people fill out applications, under "Emergency Contact," nobody ever puts "911"?
←Rate | 10-17-2011 22:34 by Daheavy1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if lining up beers in my refrigerator will ever stop being exciting
←Rate | 10-04-2011 10:45 by Daheavy1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In hell, you have to find the start to scotch tape over and over
←Rate | 09-30-2011 01:36 by Daheavy1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to dress up as Maury Povich for Halloween and visit the hospital delivery room telling the guy he is not the father.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 18:05 by Daheavy1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it rude to give a copy of photoshop at a baby shower? It's just that I know what both parents look like they're gonna need it
←Rate | 09-28-2011 19:57 by Daheavy1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any post that doesn't have to do with Dumbo is simply irrelephant
←Rate | 08-30-2011 13:53 by Daheavy1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Busta Rhymes texts with no spaces...
←Rate | 08-15-2011 10:22 by Daheavy1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Red cups..helping the youth get their buzz on for over 30 years
←Rate | 08-13-2011 16:59 by Daheavy1 Comments (0)  



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