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   messageicon When people try extra hard to cover the keypad as they enter their pin at the ATM, I always want to whisper, "I saw it" when they're done.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 20:26 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not really stalking if you don't catch me doing it.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 20:28 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Calling someone "stupid" is mean. Unless they actually are. Then it's just a diagnosis.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 11:00 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it takes you more than an hour to answer a text message I will assume that you're dead.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 11:00 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a spambot tells you to click a link to take an IQ test, that IS the IQ test.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 11:32 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deleting all emails as they come in without reading them. Like a boss.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:25 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did I un-jam the copier? Yes. Does that make me a hero? Not for me to say. But probably.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:26 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's official I've finally been over notified.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:26 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who would have thought that giving an actor with a history of drug addiction $2 million an episode would have turned out badly?
←Rate | 02-25-2011 15:27 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you really want to get to know someone, start arguing with them.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 23:08 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'd be amazed how often I'm wrong when people say guess what.
←Rate | 02-26-2011 11:04 by Abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a bat.
←Rate | 02-26-2011 20:02 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 15:59 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't get me wrong. I totally hear what you're saying...I just don't care.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 17:13 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just like everyone else: I put my straight jacket on one buckle at a time.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 17:43 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look, I know you have your "swag on" but can you walk a little bit faster?
←Rate | 02-27-2011 21:06 by Abbybaby34 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Ever want to answer every question with a middle finger? That's kinda where I'm at today.
←Rate | 02-28-2011 11:51 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As kids we want to be adults who can do whatever they want and as adults we wish we were kids who can do whatever they want
←Rate | 02-28-2011 16:14 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon we all know "watch a movie" means "I wanna be in the dark with you"
←Rate | 02-28-2011 18:06 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I FINALLY found a machine at the gym I like: the vending machine!
←Rate | 02-28-2011 23:03 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  




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