Funny Status Messages and Tweets

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   messageicon Doing Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
←Rate | 02-09-2008 00:22 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)
←Rate | 02-09-2008 08:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon brought to you by the letters W T F.
←Rate | 02-12-2008 12:18 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon the walrus
←Rate | 02-12-2008 22:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pondering the effects of the Reconciliation Budget law on osteopathic medical education
←Rate | 02-13-2008 01:53 by Jesse Comments (0)  


   messageicon clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.
←Rate | 02-13-2008 17:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon your perfect drug
←Rate | 02-15-2008 13:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
←Rate | 02-18-2008 20:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon naked under his clothes
←Rate | 02-26-2008 16:49 by Fizzzikal Comments (0)  


   messageicon letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
←Rate | 02-26-2008 18:44 Comments (9)  


   messageicon naked and playing twister with the cat .
←Rate | 02-26-2008 20:03 Comments (1)  


   messageicon the girl next door...if you live next door to a whore house...
←Rate | 02-26-2008 20:09 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon pulling up his pants..and saying no to crack
←Rate | 02-26-2008 20:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watchin' a donut roll down a hill..
←Rate | 02-29-2008 01:41 by N.h. Comments (11)  


   messageicon thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
←Rate | 03-05-2008 09:30 Comments (9)  


   messageicon eating the papers inside his books hoping that it will go straight to his brain
←Rate | 03-06-2008 17:25 by Dunno Comments (0)  


   messageicon laying in the road dressed as a deer
←Rate | 03-09-2008 11:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "sniffing glue, going to the zoo, gonna free all the kangaroos. Suck it Dr. Seuss!"
←Rate | 03-10-2008 09:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
←Rate | 03-12-2008 19:27 by Sherif Ramadan Comments (8)  


   messageicon legally dead for tax purposes
←Rate | 03-14-2008 03:46 Comments (0)  



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