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   messageicon If chains and whips excite rihanna then why did she break up with Chris Brown ?
←Rate | 03-18-2011 01:04 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants
←Rate | 03-18-2011 01:10 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i already owns a 3D television. I call it "my window."
←Rate | 03-18-2011 01:11 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 11:08 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I erase text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence :)
←Rate | 03-24-2011 01:24 by Seddy90 Comments (1)  


   messageicon But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
←Rate | 03-25-2011 12:42 by SEDDY90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Year 2050 Son: "Dad,how did you meet mom?" Dad: "Aaah my son..... it all started with a friend request on facebook."
←Rate | 03-26-2011 21:40 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its hard to Turn a Boy into a Man. Is even harder to Turn a Hoe into a Housewife.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 01:55 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I die my gravestone is going to have a "DisLike" button before facebook does!
←Rate | 04-07-2011 10:26 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 09:39 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fought a guy in a wheelchair. He said I'll get you when I get to heaven and get my legs back. I said, it's a Stairway to Heaven, not a ramp.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 09:41 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cheered myself up earlier by putting a “no U-turn” sign in a dead-end street.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 09:52 by seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off,too cold. One leg out, perfect,until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it..
←Rate | 04-08-2011 22:21 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Just Drove Like Six Miles With My Left Turn Signal On...Yep I'm Officially Old!  ☹
←Rate | 04-13-2011 10:52 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so unreliable that I'm thinking about dressing up as a calculator for Halloween just so my friends can finally count on me.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 08:41 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a girl flushes a public toilet with her foot, there is probably a lot of other things she won't do.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 08:45 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What you call hoarding, I call forgetting to take out the garbage for 278 consecutive weeks.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 12:27 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Wow, this place is so clean! I could literally eat off the floor!" - my dog at every place she's ever been.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 13:17 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woman are born to be the best liars and (man)ipulate you through their sympathy strategies
←Rate | 04-27-2011 02:25 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I've ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the entire bag into my mouth at once.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 14:13 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  




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