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   messageicon The election in a nutshell: We let the p*ssies play pin the tail on the donkey for a while, then shut the party down.
←Rate | 11-17-2016 10:04 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Election still got you down? It could be worse. You could be a conjoined twin with a g@y brother who has a date and you're the only one with an @$$.
←Rate | 11-21-2016 11:53 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Indi@n people win spelling bees, Jeopardy championships, and collegiate scholarships. They know everything...except the existence of deodorants.
←Rate | 11-21-2016 12:07 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can never tell when one someone pokes me right back on facebook if they're really into me or has major OCD.
←Rate | 11-26-2016 10:40 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love. Hillary said, "You didn't have s-e-x, did you? Chelsea said, "Not according to Dad."
←Rate | 11-29-2016 11:18 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time. Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love. Hillary said, "You didn't have sex, did you? Chelsea said, "Not according to Dad."
←Rate | 11-29-2016 11:19 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
←Rate | 11-29-2016 15:23 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
←Rate | 11-29-2016 16:03 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough.
←Rate | 12-27-2016 14:20 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon This milk tastes like gorgonzola cheese. The sell by date is 12/29. Never mind. 12/29/15.
←Rate | 12-29-2016 12:04 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay you refugees, idiots aren't terrorist. By definition, they are running away from the idiots. Why are you too stupid to realize this???????
←Rate | 02-06-2017 05:23 by Fazzella Comments (0)  



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