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   messageicon Was thinking of buy my boyfriend a bunkbed so I could be on top more often
←Rate | 01-03-2013 07:11 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon More often than not sadly... The three phases of love: 1.XOXO 2. XXX 3.EX
←Rate | 11-16-2013 14:16 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon the secret to my success was knowing who to blame for my failures...
←Rate | 06-21-2013 15:25 by Yoda Comments (0)  

   messageicon Significant others are like linoleum floors... Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
←Rate | 04-14-2013 08:52 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not mooing you.. I'm turning the other cheek
←Rate | 03-05-2013 06:34 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon If a room is spinning, it doesn't mean the world revolves around you... you may have just had too much to drink....
←Rate | 11-11-2013 21:57 by YODA Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't have issues... I have an entire subcription... jest sayin
←Rate | 02-07-2013 16:14 by YODA Comments (0)  


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