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   messageicon I often worry that mankind is going to start world war III solely because we enjoy trilogies
←Rate | 11-21-2012 19:06 by truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 5 years there will be no such thing as a baby gender - scan? You'll have to wait until it's 10 years old for it to tell you if it's a boy or a girl!
←Rate | 09-29-2018 07:44 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're just not buying enough guns! More are needed!
←Rate | 03-27-2020 01:24 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know it's early..but I often forget things, so I've just written my letter to Santa, warning him not to drink the milk at Bill Cosby's place!!
←Rate | 10-10-2017 13:13 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anybody knows any lonely old people preparing to eat Christmas dinner alone? Please let me know as I need to borrow some chairs!
←Rate | 12-07-2019 07:20 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Technology has improved men's sex lives over the last 20 years! The pages of Porn-tube don't get stuck together!
←Rate | 01-31-2019 14:43 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello dangerous young man! Come and look at our extensive range of military grade, rapid - fire weapons, that can easily eliminate any normal people that question your anti - social and sadistic tendencies!
←Rate | 02-17-2018 06:06 by Truman Comments (6)  


   messageicon People spend a fortune on insect proofing their houses and buying fly-spray..then eat in the garden?
←Rate | 08-03-2018 07:13 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Prostitute new to the game was told by her pimp “No sex for the first 7 days..just wanks!” She asked.. “Why only wanks?”..her pimp said.. “Union rules!..you gotta work a week in hand!”
←Rate | 08-22-2018 08:28 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys, prove you're not a rapist by giving large sums of money to random women!
←Rate | 10-02-2018 15:50 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Altzheimer's Centre prepares for a party to remember!
←Rate | 09-20-2018 02:45 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon These Kenyan Airlines passengers seem to be down to Earth guys?
←Rate | 07-03-2019 09:39 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon So it's been reported that Trevor Baylis has passed away? Is this a wind up?
←Rate | 03-06-2018 03:58 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races?
←Rate | 05-30-2020 10:46 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did Stephen Hawking have a donor card? I really need some bits for my kids Go-kart that's all?
←Rate | 08-20-2018 05:29 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If whales are so smart, why do they swim so close to Japan?
←Rate | 01-25-2019 04:04 by Truman Comments (1)  


   messageicon People are strange? Last night the bloke in the next toilet stall to me started playing with himself? It put me right off my sandwich!
←Rate | 10-01-2018 10:49 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to my girlfriend’s funeral today..and met her parents for the first time! What a pair of miserable folks!
←Rate | 12-06-2018 04:52 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I made my wife a Caesar salad last night! The dog was really pissed off though as it was his last tin!
←Rate | 10-05-2018 08:07 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well!..my survival talk to a group of backpackers went very well last night!..they were all on the edge of their seats!
←Rate | 08-03-2018 07:23 by Truman Comments (0)  




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