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   messageicon kind of liking the new ads on Facebook!! said by no one...
←Rate | 02-07-2013 21:13 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw a vegetarian eating a banana. I asked her how would she like it if her skin was ripped off and she was eaten alive.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 05:45 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally met the new neighbor. An uncanny resemblance to Satan!! Maybe that's why it's been so hot...
←Rate | 07-07-2012 12:51 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care what time it is!!! Grilling without a BEER is like going to church and not PRAYING.
←Rate | 07-04-2012 09:02 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just heard Yoga Pants are being re-designed to be less revealing. I'll be keeping an eye on that.
←Rate | 06-04-2013 06:29 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I LOVE my job!! Especially the part when I clock out and leave!!!
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:52 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why the need to pee intensifies by a million when you're trying to unlock the door?
←Rate | 04-16-2012 09:55 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon My toenails taste different. Hope I'm not sick...
←Rate | 07-30-2014 18:15 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate to go out drinking with unicorns, they use the old "no pockets" excuse to stick me with the bill.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 10:47 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll check again but i'm pretty sure I could care less that Brad and Angelina are getting married...
←Rate | 04-16-2012 10:51 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna take the Christmas lights down...
←Rate | 08-27-2012 18:49 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon This outbreak of storms is like p or n to the meteorologist's!!!
←Rate | 11-17-2013 15:55 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you own a dog you know... The Look...
←Rate | 05-06-2012 18:49 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all spend that extra minute or two brushing on the day of your dentist appointment...
←Rate | 05-17-2013 06:29 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon haven't been this hungover since yesterday
←Rate | 12-13-2014 09:52 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't believe i've made it all week without stabbing anyone in the neck with a pencil...
←Rate | 12-26-2012 19:26 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't know about you but i'm turning MY clock back to 1980!!!
←Rate | 11-05-2011 08:17 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a scale of Gary Busey to Charlie Sheen, I'm David Hasselhoff drunk right now.
←Rate | 01-03-2015 13:32 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why you never see, "My resolution is to eat more fried foods, drink every day, oh!!! And take up smoking too!!!
←Rate | 12-31-2011 07:13 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon throws his hand up and pretends he's on a roller-coaster whenever the plane takes off.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 13:14 by Steve OH Comments (0)  



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