Funny Status Message #140698

X says How do I stay fit and healthy? By drinking vodka and pushing kids off bikes.
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# 198598 Me to my kids: you have to eat right and get good sleep if you want to stay healthy. Also me: *shouting at 5am* WHO THE HELL ATE MY BREAKFAST PRINGLES??
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# 121171 Whatever Dude..I say That By eating this vodka with a spoon it officially becomes a soup and is therefore healthy..... So Kiss Off

←Rate | 11-21-2013 07:45 by Steve OH

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