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   messageicon I don't understand people who take a hundred selfies and then pick the best one to post. I mean how do they roll in real life if they look like the other 99?
←Rate | 01-27-2019 21:36 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'd tell you guys a joke about chemistry but I know It wouldn't get a reaction and I would tell you a joke about a pencil but its pointless and my joke about leaches sucks and I have a feeling I might have told you the one about Deja vu before, so never m
←Rate | 06-01-2019 15:58 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon The cashier asked if I'd like my milk in a bag to whom I replied "No thanks, I think it would be easier to carry home in the container."
←Rate | 01-27-2019 13:42 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Haven't looked at Facebook in a while and have been doing things I don't normally do while looking at it like reading books, verbally talking to friends, noticing my surroundings and showering.
←Rate | 01-08-2019 14:22 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I understand that in every life a little Rain Must Fall, but what I don't understand is why does it always happen to me the few times when forget to close my car windows?
←Rate | 12-27-2018 22:22 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lets be honest and Like this status if your like me and play with the words you post like a can of Campbell's alphabet soup.
←Rate | 02-28-2019 14:29 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Facebook's down and I am poised at conquering the world!
←Rate | 03-14-2019 10:25 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Live music can sometimes take me to another place. Like today for example I saw a band who were so bad I left I went to another place spirit.
←Rate | 06-15-2019 14:13 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its a little frustrating how my speakerphone literally types everything I say exclamation mark
←Rate | 10-01-2018 17:10 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon In the 70s Volkwagen owners use to say "Home is Where The Bus Is...." But owning a old bus nowadays is more like Home Is Wherever the Bus is Broken Down.
←Rate | 02-19-2019 18:29 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did you know that coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc, which explains why I don't really give eeffoc about many thngs until I'm finish drinking it.
←Rate | 06-01-2019 09:34 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its beginning to look a lot like, I'm starting to get sick and tiered of it being cold and miserable out and I'm ready for summer!
←Rate | 12-14-2018 11:39 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's something just really wrong about 2 for the price of 1 Valinetimes day cards that say "Nobody makes me smile like you do" :(
←Rate | 02-15-2019 13:24 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon My way of asking a girl I like out on a date is to say "Will you run away with me to have coffee?" that works like a charm.
←Rate | 04-16-2019 14:03 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just finest remolding my bathroom and just want thank you all for all the selfies and great remolding idea's!
←Rate | 05-07-2019 09:47 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon How to cook the perfect amount of spaghetti: Step 1. Remove from box how much you think you need. Step 2. Eliminate half the amount you thought you needed. Step 3. Invite a friend over for spaghetti if you want to skip step 2
←Rate | 06-11-2019 15:52 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone not doing anything except looking at Facebook, or not doing anything because you're looking at Facebook, want to hang out?
←Rate | 02-08-2019 00:14 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't feel bad if no one talks to you on social media sites as all we could do is type.
←Rate | 04-03-2019 22:36 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon A friend is typing..... A grand is typing..... A friend is typing..... A friend is typing..... A friend is typing..... Friend says lol
←Rate | 08-13-2019 08:22 by Moon Comments (0)  


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